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    • CommentAuthorroadscum
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010 edited
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    After the hard winter we've just had here, the roads are full of potholes of truly suspension shattering dimensions. I just hope the DOT don't start fixing them with this:
    Planet-friendly pigfarm barons in Missouri have come up with a brilliant new plan for disposing of their porcine portfolios' pungent poo output. They have developed a process which turns pigshit into road tarmac.

    Apparently it smells a bit when molten but isn't too bad once it sets.

    Quite literally, Roadscum.
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    Given the lethal potholes all over Britain right now, I'll take anything so long as it fills the fuckers. The whole of East Sussex and southern Kent is like fucking cobblestones.
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    There are parts of Leicester where the roads look like they've been hit with multiple mortar rounds.

    It's all good if they get filled and filled quickly.
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    The street right next to my block has holes so big I sometimes wonder how come no cars have lost any wheels there yet. The exit to the main street is fine, but the other end going deeper into the inner alleys in the neighbourhood is one big swiss cheese. The funny part is they fixed the very same spots LAST YEAR with whatever cheap concrete they had and it's all gone now.
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      CommentAuthorCOOP
    • CommentTimeApr 16th 2010
     (8066.5)
    If only they could create genetically-engineered pigs that actually poop the shitcrete directly into the potholes.

    Think how funny they would look wearing reflective vests and little hardhats.

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