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    This is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each month in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt.

    Previously, this was a weekly gag. But as we move into summer, pressure of work is sitting on both of our shoulders like a shit boulder. So, for a while, we’re shifting from TOTW to T-Shirt Of The Month. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

    So, at the top of the month, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

    Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Month #002: FUCK AS PUNK:


    We also now offer, at the same link, a great many perennial "legacy" items, which will be added to on a largely random basis. For instance:


    Thank you for your kind attention.

    • CommentTimeJun 1st 2010
    Oh god that's awesome. Please make a zipper hoodie version of this. I would get the pullover one except I've always hated pullover hoodies.
    • CommentTimeJun 1st 2010
    Please make a zipper hoodie version of this.
    Hmmmm yeah what the hell. We can do that. Refresh the store and scroll down.
    • CommentTimeJun 1st 2010
    Ok, that's my favourite one so far.
    • CommentAuthorDee_Noir
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2010
    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    I don't get it. 'Fuck as Punk' - what's that supposed to mean? Is it a play on words of 'Drunk as Fuck'? I'm sorry, but it's really not very good.
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    Possibly you are too young ever to have heard the term "punk as fuck?"
    • CommentAuthorDee_Noir
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2010
    I'm having a time out until I can learn some manners.
    Definitely. I've never heard it before, assumed you'd made it up. I'm really not down with the 'zeitgeist/ funny phrase crowd'. Did you make up 'Brain Bleach' too, or was that something that was already a meme? I only ask because again, I thought you'd personally invented it, then I overheard three people use the phrase at the MCM last Sunday.

    1987, 22 y/o. I'm a FA kid.
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    *rams my head repeatedly into my keyboard until the hurting stops*
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2010
    Wow, ask and ye shall receive! Thanx Ariana!
    • CommentAuthorDarkest
    • CommentTimeJun 2nd 2010
    Now if only I was Punk as... to wear it. Also I have too many T-shirts at present.

    I'm suprised someone hadn't heard the expression before. Different culture sources I suppose.
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    Co Flow kind of gave the phrase a face lift with "Independent As Fuck"..damn i love Funcrusher Plus.
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    "as fuck" needs to be used as a modifier in speech more often, in my opinion. "My new web site is BLOG as FUCK."

    Wait, no, that's a terrible idea.
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    Wait, people exist who have never heard the term 'punk as fuck'? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE YOUTH OF TODAY!?

    The answer to that, of course, is that Youth Of Today weren't as good as Gorilla Biscuits.
    • CommentTimeJun 15th 2010
    And I keep reading this as FUNK AS PUCK. Which would work too, obvs.
    • CommentAuthorUrbanAngel
    • CommentTimeJun 18th 2010
    I love the expression "brain bleach", it's hilarious. I don't think that Warren came up with it though.. It can be used in so many different contexts: "I accidentally walked in on my parents shagging.. I need some brain bleach!" for example.

    I'm familiar with "punk as fuck" but maybe I'm not classed as "young" anymore since I'm almost 30 :(
    • CommentTimeJun 20th 2010 edited
    Uhm... neither do I get the expression.
    • CommentTimeJun 22nd 2010
    What's not to get?
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    Dies tomorrow, I think.