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  1.  (8424.1)
    Well, someone chopped down and ran off with one of my black raspberries, my lemon-balm, lavender, and a few other herbs as well. They left the tags, too.
    Didn't touch the fennel or horehound.

    Editing to add: it wasn't animals, unless animals have learned to use clippers.
    The black raspberry was cut with some sorta blade at a steep angle, about half an inch from the ground. The plant is nowhere to be found.

    My lemon-balm plant is missing as are several herbs which were rather bedraggled, and I was planning on replacing. The tags for the herbs remain, but there are depressions where they had been- whole plants gone, roots and all.
  2.  (8424.2)
    Bought two new black raspberry plants to go with my thornless black raspberry plant, a concord grape, some onion chives, lemon balm to replace the one that went missing, german thyme, and parsley. Garden still looks a bit bare, but more like a garden now.
  3.  (8424.3)
    get traps. big rusty ones. bastards
  4.  (8424.4)
    If the cats didn't like to sit in my garden, I'd do it.

    -so far the new plants haven't been raided. YAY!
    • CommentTimeJun 21st 2010
    Put phony "used" paper targets at obvious access points into the garden.
  5.  (8424.6)
    Luckily the only thing that attacks my garden is wildlife, which I can't get too cross with. In the last house, my fuckwithateobject neighbour cut my windchimes because they were apparently keeping him awake. Couldn't accuse him directly of it, but I FUCKING KNEW he'd done it, and he knew I knew. Man, it was like the Bedford Incident every damn day in that place...
  6.  (8424.7)
    1. Capture a local horticultural hoodlum
    2. Employ a pair of garden shears on his digits
    3. Leave a garden gnome with striking realistic fingers in his homie's garden
    4. ?????
    5. PROFIT
    • CommentAuthormunin218
    • CommentTimeJun 26th 2010
    A few years ago, my mothers neighbor began hacking branches off her crabapple tree that hung too close to his property. He would always do it when no one was home to catch him. He's finally killed the poor tree.
  7.  (8424.9)
    Awww :( Poor tree.
  8.  (8424.10)
    @munin... fuck him, he needs a dose of JAPANESE KNOTWEED under his foundations, bastard.
    • CommentAuthormunin218
    • CommentTimeJul 10th 2010
    Indeed. >:( It was such a nice tree....