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      CommentAuthorwarrenellis
    • CommentTimeJul 12th 2010 edited
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    Not bad, at least a little in keeping with the original cover.

    Tagline as usual for most films is pretty awful.
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    Tagline as usual for most films is pretty awful.

    And isn’t the point of paying for Bruce Willis that he’s recognizable and thus his name does actually need to be printed on the teaser poster?

    Anyway, congratulations, Warren. I hope this one makes you enough money to get the death ray in orbit, because if the Teabaggers actually win elections over here we’ll need you to start mashing the button.
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    I agree that both Willis' name and the tagline only detract from an otherwise awesome-looking poster. Still great.
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    Very nice.

    Will the other actors/characters be getting their own posters?
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      CommentAuthorLBA
    • CommentTimeJul 12th 2010
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    I GIMPed one and removed the tagline and name, but I'll only post it if Warren gives the OK
    also this may be the only time I could actually do something visual on this board
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      CommentAuthorFinagle
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2010
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    In a just world the worlds "WARREN ELLIS" would appear somewhere on there as well.

    Although the important thing I suppose is that those words are on the check the movie people send.
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    Bruce is shooting at his feet.
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    Most importantly, he's looking away from whatever he's shooting at, so I'm not sure he even knows...
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2010
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    Wonderful poster!

    Congratulations once again, Warren. Soon you and Mark Millar will be able to fill up a pool full of money and Lex and I can do that shoot we talked about ages ago.
    • CommentAuthorepalicki
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2010
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    Just found this on Spinoff Online:

    • CommentAuthorhelloMuller
    • CommentTimeJul 13th 2010 edited
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    Most importantly, he's looking away from whatever he's shooting at, so I'm not sure he even knows...

    Thats because he's Bruce Willis and can be cool barefoot.

    Edited to add: Fuck me, they must've photoshopped 10 years of her (not to say she wasn't already a looker).
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    Agreed with Muller... they made her look like a thirty year old.

    On the other hand; AWESOME tagline. Mostly because, as Warren stated elsewhere, Dame Helen Mirren with a sniper rifle.
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    We need a photoshop pro to make a poster with Uncle Warren in the letters.

    WARREN ELLIS

    HE'LL SICK THE ARSE EELS ON YOU
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    So tempted to go and photoshop it up right now...

    Its highly likely someone will beat me to it.
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    • CommentAuthorepalicki
    • CommentTimeJul 14th 2010
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    That's the best one yet.
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeJul 14th 2010
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    Hmmm..... John does look a little crazy....

    What am i saying?? He looks totally batshit insane. Hope he´s Con Air batshit insane.....

    Ok just to confirm i´m sooo seeing this!!! You do get a percentage of the gross don´t you Warren?

    As for Helen´s Poster, okay they have taken some lines of her, But she still looks like Cate Blanchetts mum. Not necessarily a bad thing....
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    Did John Malkovich have a great orthodontist or is that just what really high-end retouching can do?
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    Aaaaaahahahahahahaha!
    Brilliant.