Whitechapel - FREAKANGELS Episode 0104

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Ariana — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:07:11 -0700

It's Friday, getcher FREAKANGELS right here.

Good morning, Whitechapel. How's everyone doing?

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UrbanAngel — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:12:11 -0700

I love her smirk at the end! Conor could well become my favourite character.
I am generally hacked off at life, surviving by a thread, but extremely excited about seeing the Japanese superstar Gackt tonight at the O2 Academy Islington. Why such a small venue I don't know. He's never toured in the UK before, rumour has it, he never will again (he's meant to be retiring from the music business). So excited. This is the guy who used to be in Malice Mizer. Beast of Blood.
Not looking forward to the downer tomorrow.
I've even pondered becoming an alcoholic or druggy to get me through. At least that stuff makes you feel good.

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Graizur — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:14:15 -0700

Of all the things that make me hate hipster culture that drawn dick is in my top ten. Great. I feel like I am being trolled by Warren Ellis. Well who cares they end up as Techno-Dieties in the end any way. I wonder how the 12FAs+Antennae would fare against the gods from SuperGods (GranDios is spanish.)

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Dan Kelly — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:36:14 -0700

I'm not sure that I'll be able to stop chuckling from that last panel for the rest of the day. Thank You!

In other news I'm about to spend the weekend camping just as the UK decides that the weather can get back to normal, rather than bake us all to a crisp.
Then spend the next three months writing 3 applications from scratch, updating another 2 to interface with the new ones whilst continuing to provide IT support to the company because the IT director can't pull his finger out his butt to get us the real resource we need.

Oh well...

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RobSpalding — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:40:50 -0700

That last panel had me chuckling.

And now I want a T-shirt or mug with the panel of Arkady going "Let's go and fight crime now!"

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cjstevens — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:54:17 -0700

Warren you funny b'stard. That's why Freakangels is so great, that Ellis mix of morality, ethics and cock jokes. Hope all your multi-projects are going well!

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CaratheWalton — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 04:55:22 -0700

I thought the last panel was really funny! I love how Mr. Ellis mixes in humor so well, it's a good balance.

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Graizur — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:04:25 -0700

He really did think with his crotchparts, though.

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MagicSword! — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:05:25 -0700

I have a somewhat odd question, not really expecting an answer:

The penultimate panel this week, with Miki picking up the marker is wonderful. Possibly my favourite ever comic book "someone picking up a pen" moment, it looks like she's about to pop the cap off with her forefinger. Is this an entirely stupid question, or was that in the script, or Mr Duffield's idea, or is she just picking it up in a weird way?

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TF — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:07:34 -0700

Yay! That was great

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draxxx — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:10:08 -0700

Good morning and happy Friday, Ariana.

Okay, okay, I now withdraw my "Oh Warren you're so cynical!" remark from last week; I really and truly thought that even sweet Arkady was not above overt manipulation and control... but I remain deeply suspicious of Kait's newfound maturity...

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PatrickBrown — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:12:40 -0700

So Arkady didn't kill Connor after all. Warren, you tease.

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ReggieH — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:17:42 -0700

Goodness. I found this webcomic like 3 or 4 days ago and just now got caught up. Holy cow what a good story! I can tell that the story is about to get pretty insane, too. I'm not sure when the new episodes come out, but I can't wait!

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government spy — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:21:13 -0700

Okay. Connor, you're growing on me. Thanks, Arkady.

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Purple Wyrm — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:32:43 -0700

I knew there was a reason Miki's my favourite :)

Connor has me seriously worried about what (if anything) Mark's up to now.

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Darkest — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:35:15 -0700

So much avatar fodder in this week's comic. As soon as I work up adequate motivation to find the right software...

"let's fight crime" needs to be on a T-shirt.

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Paprika — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:35:22 -0700

perfect

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roadscum — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:36:39 -0700

Good afternoon Ariana, Whitechapel, hope you're all fine and frisky.

Once again you all have my profound thanks for the little bits of wonderful that are Freakangels and this here Whitechapel thingy.

And so,

Well, i certainly wasn't expecting that, not from Miki anyway.

Me? Wishing i was more clever and decisive and lots else besides, but i'm not, so i shall just have to make do, shan't i?

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rickiep00h — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 05:55:50 -0700

Signs that you still haven't grown up: a good dick joke still makes you chuckle. Cuz I know it caught me unawares.

@Graizur - I had know idea that drawing on someone when they were passed out (or even that particular dick) was somehow a hipster thing. Well shit.

@Ariana - Doing well, I suppose. I'm hoping for a double whammy of comics and Windows 7 arriving today. I know I should be getting one (UPS tells me so), I'm just hoping the other comes. I'm starting to run out of comicky goodness to read.

Oh, and also it's hot as fuck 'round these parts. Hope everyone else is getting some cool days, because Indiana seems to be hogging up all the hot.

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Mister Andersen — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:04:23 -0700

Anyone else suddenly find events reminding them of this?

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krel — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:18:45 -0700

I'm with RobSpalding... A shirt or, pretty much anything with Arkady's "Let's go and fight crime now!", would be awesome. I'd even take a t-shirt with that dick head on it. Classic.

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texture — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:24:30 -0700

Best CDC ever.

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twitch_ramirez — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:32:27 -0700

Damn it! I spilled my coffee all over. That may be one of the more funniest moments in this entire run. I so needed that.

Good morning WhiteChapel, still alive and kicking out here.

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arf — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:33:46 -0700

?
(. .)
----w-U-w----

Wot! No Banksy?

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Karyl — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 06:57:01 -0700

Totally love this series--and if he's healed that head wound, what's next? I am betting he'll wake up earlier than planned for.

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JP Carpenter — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:00:54 -0700

hahahahaha.... the dick joke was funnier for being perpetrated by the least likely freakangel. Nice.

That took me two hours to read, as my Vodafone 3g is less use than a fucking chocolate teapot right now. They're well on my List. Pretending to work, after long, boozy liquid lunch. Fairly fuzzy, very misanthropic. Hello whitechapel.

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Val A Lindsay II — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:11:12 -0700

Hehehee! that last panel perfect! The episode has made me forget about not getting paid on today, which I was supposed to. Man, I like paying my bills on time...

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longtimelurker — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:23:46 -0700

Splendid job, everyone.

If reading minds is as hard as Kaitlyn says, it will be some job to work through all of the citizens of Whitechapel for drones. And Mark could always make new drones. (Is that why he was banished? Because mind control requires proximity?) They've got to find the weapons.

Connor is a writer. He's been a recorder in the past, but it's time for him to do more than record. Writers make things happen.

The Luke scene is funny, but Miki is missing the scary point: the bastard is healing at an accelerated rate.

Imagine if Luke never looks at a mirror and is still wearing that mark until the final scenes?

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James Puckett — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:29:02 -0700

mmm…dick jokes.

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thud — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:45:06 -0700

Well, there goes somebody's cigar-holder!
Alfred Hitchcock, for all of his screen sophistication still loved a good bit of slapstick humor.
Ehhh.
What would be funny is Kady fighting crime with chikenz.

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Rootfireember — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 07:56:00 -0700

Last page. Priceless.

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coffeemug — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:00:50 -0700

Ah ha hah! Dick jokes.

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mkhall — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 08:27:34 -0700

"Imagine if Luke never looks at a mirror and is still wearing that mark until the final scenes?"

That was my second thought, right after "Heh, look, a dick."

I need more coffee.

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AisforAmy — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:38:59 -0700

Maybe I missed something, but where did everyone go? Didn't Kait go to get Jack so that everyone could meet back at Miki's and discuss things? Where were Kirk and Mark?

If there is a good chance that Luke's head wound has made him more powerful, shouldn't there be more than one of them guarding him? He was just locked up in Kait's pit and awaiting trial for rape--it seems to be the wrong time for the others to wander off, to me.

On another note: Miki presumably has access to needles...she should have tattooed the dick on Luke's head.

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rickiep00h — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:44:32 -0700

Obviously some time has passed... Luke's not sprawled out on the floor with a whopping large chair wound, is he?

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warrenellis — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 09:56:46 -0700

Maybe I missed something, but where did everyone go? Didn't Kait go to get Jack so that everyone could meet back at Miki's and discuss things? Where were Kirk and Mark?

Miki moved to a different room.

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AisforAmy — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:03:03 -0700

Excellent! Thank you, Warren!

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reptilegrrl — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:04:08 -0700

Oh my god, I love Miki right now.

Also, yay, Arkady didn't kill Connor. She just gave him an info dump. Anyone who got shirty about this last week: nyah nyah.

As to how I am: a little cranky because nurses can't do math and my siblings are flaky. But I laughed and laughed at the last panel and that cheered me considerably :) and I am hoping that today will only improve.

It's hot where I am, but I'm cowering indoors with the AC. Thank dog.

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Doctor_Six — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:04:47 -0700

To be honest Whitechapel, I'm disappointed in you all.

Yes, yes, Arkady is so cute. Yes, a cock on a healed forehead is amusing.

You're all missing an amazing plot development

The FreakAngels are all Wolverine's children. Healing Factor!

I bet an upcoming episode of Astonishing X-men has Wolvie at an orgy in a quiet English village. Next week FreakAngels is on Marvel.com

Please grow up, chaps. x

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curb — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:26:44 -0700

Hmmm, I suspected that Mark had gone down a little too easily to be true. Nw we know that they (almost certainly) can't die, it will be interesting to see where this goes - some kind of battle for Whitechapel's soul, perhaps?

I am good, but guiltridden that I just spent £11 on a limited edition bottle of Brew Dog Abstrakt. They recommend I let it mature for six months before I drink it. I don't know if I have the will power for that.

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Jennykat4884 — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:31:08 -0700

Hello everyone ::waves::

Oh Arkady I grow more and more in love with you every week especially with the "Let's go fight crime now" panel. And that last panel was hilarious just what I needed before going into a long weekend full of work.

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Miranda's Eyes — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:03:06 -0700

Any T-shirt showing Arkady saying "Let's go fight crime now" needs to include an image of Kait reacting to her statement.

Between Arkady's info dump last week and this week's dick joke (which still has me chuckling), I realize I'm getting more entertainment and surprises out of this free webcomic than I do from the twaddle I pay to obtain from DC and Marvel.

Week has been semi-eventful. Commuting rush via public transportation to make an 8 AM training class 55 miles away has been the big drama moment. But hooking up with a visiting friend from Japan for dinner made the week better.

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Jay Kay — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:17:42 -0700

Heheheheh. I love how this whole story so far seems to be about how these people cannot die, have powers that could possibly be even more amazing and destructive then the ones they used to fuck up the planet...and yet you still have a panel of someone drawing a penis on the forehead. That's something you need for these kind of stories--some levity to pick up back up, and that's what this installment felt like.

And I'm doing pretty well--haven't been on here a lot lately, but I'm doing a lot better now then I did before, because it looks like I GOTS A JOB. It's part-time and could quite possibly break me, but still--I GOTS A JOB. :D

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piersdog — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:11:14 -0700

Hmm i love where this is going.
At the moment we are in the filler between the major events of the story,i kinda thought that luke wouldn't go through the next few chapters with a gaping head wound and so that wasn't a major shock to me, the marker pen was good old Mr Ellis he knows how to keep me surprised and also in suspense what i am looking forward too is the big freakangel conference and whether or not Alice will attend.
Luke has got to be major pissed and he cant kill Sex popeye.
But Alice whipitminge has got to be in his sights. and he is unlikely to be forgiving, will the others protect her ?
will Kait see it as attempted murder by an outsider?
Also her confrontation with mark will make excellent reading
So yes, keep me entertained Mr Ellis as i wont stop coming back until the story is over.

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staticgirl — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:15:52 -0700

I like how god-like powers doesn't make you grow up too quickly. Life does that. :D

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stsparky — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:46:15 -0700

Miki has it right. Heehee ...

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fod_xp — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:25:37 -0700

@stsparky- yes she does. teehee, Luke has a little dick on his forehead. Of all the FreakAngels to do that, it had to be Miki. Oh, gawd, just wait until all twelve of the kiddies and Alice gather together and see that on Luke's forehead. *snerk*

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Berserker — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 14:29:15 -0700

Still waiting to see how Alice reacts to Luke. Too bad she's going to miss the 'Romero' version of Luke though...

Clearly Mark and his drones will still be a problem - but with this new discovery they've made will Mark still want to do what he did? He might end up turning them all off and letting them go, or whatever, but they'll still be armed...and that could give them ideas of their own. We really have no idea just WHAT sort of weapons they all have. But if the mortar shell from the first chapter was from some of his this could be a real problem.

One thing's sure, they HAVE to deal with each other now, because they're obviously stuck with each other.

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bairdduvessa — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:29:20 -0700

i can't stop laughing at the end

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NextThursday — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:46:29 -0700

!!!

hahahahahahaha

I have a feeling we get light-hearted weeks every now and then and should expect shit to hit the fan in a bit...
weee!

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Graizur — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:48:09 -0700

Wolverine + Phoenix + Forge + Some britishness. And a table spoon of rape.

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razrangel — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 20:55:49 -0700

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I *love* the look on Miki's face when the idea pops into her mind. YAY!

also:
He is a bleeding heart, low self-esteem diarist. She is a bald space case who wears underwear upon request. THEY FIGHT CRIME!

You know what's cool about what Arkady did, now that it's clear she didn't kill or something like that - that must have taken particularly careful, delicate use of the package, versus the rush of information she gave Luke when showing him a tiny piece of her overdose. Luke was useless for a while. This thing snapped Connor to attention immediately. Groovy.

Hot as a motherfucker here. I hope Warren isn't setting out for Southern California right away. If so, I'm sorry. We're not supposed to get back to mid-80s until Monday. Been around 100 for a couple days now and we have a couple more to go. Blah. I like warmth, but this is stupid.

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Adam Lucas — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:23:39 -0700

HAHAHAHAAA

oh Uncle Warren.

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Bespectacled — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 22:59:47 -0700

My first thought when I saw Miki draw a dick on Luke's forehead was "I hope the package becomes confused and heals Luke's head back with an actual dick."

Teh interwebz are finally getting to me.

Really, though, the comic has me on the edge of my seat.

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Gekko — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 00:44:28 -0700

Bwah hahaha, love it. And the dick being upside down is even more humiliating.

Comic relief means big trouble soon, doesn't it (but again, how dare we pretend things are obvious here)

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Aurora Borealis — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 00:45:15 -0700

I JUST GOT FIRED!

Well, not fired as in "you there, get the hell out of this factory!" kind of way but more like "we don't have enough orders and have to halt half of the assembly lines, so we cannot extend your contract at the moment, goodbye, hopefully see you whenever production picks up again" kind of way. If everything works out I'll be back at work in a couple of weeks. If not... well... I'll look elsewhere!

The good news is I got a new (although used) pc and I can finally enjoy all the fine things in life that previously crashed my old crate... like youtube!

LOVE the last page, haha.

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Jenny Creed — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 04:40:30 -0700

Tee hee, he went from a vaginahead to a dickhead in just a few hours.

And yes Arkady is adorable. Apparently she has a newfound respect of the law from when it demanded to cut off her nipples.

And we can see the wheels turning in Connor's head. Maybe he really is the self-awareness of the collective. He seems to be the first to actively, intellectually consider the many and far-reaching implications of their latest self-discoveries. I predict he'll grow some balls, possibly by getting drunk, and give a rousing speech about how they all need to realize they're stuck with each other forever, not even until death do them part, and grow the fuck up. Which may or may not be heard by anyone.

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thud — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 05:21:32 -0700

On another note: Miki presumably has access to needles...she should have tattooed the dick on Luke's head. (AisforAmy: 8583.34)

-Then he could get someone to shoot it off for him?

(I suggest Alice, with the shotgun.)

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Dome — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:59:08 -0700

Kady is my muse, at this point and I am lovong everything she does!

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fod_xp — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 14:32:54 -0700

Heh, Miki: 1; Luke "The Dickhead:" a sharpied dick and ball sack on his forehead.

Totally made my weekend! Props to Duffield and his lovely assistants for the quality art work being churned out on a *almost* weekly basis; that level of dedication is commendable and they have my respect!