So Sneak046 propagated #TeamWhitechapel, a twitter hashtag of mysterious origin, last night, and goddamn it, I'm going along. There was much role-assigning and FB-group-making and such. I got the the role of Keeper of the Lists, obviously. So, if you want in, comment w/ your preferred role in our elite squad of specialized combat and art technicians. Names so far are of those who had titles already assigned.
seantaclaus- Chief Artimancer brittanica- Keeper of the Lists Ginja- Tactical Rock-Monkey struthersneil- Follicle/Dental Technician Rachæl Tyrell- Daysleeping Woe-Vagrant mister hex- Cackling Fuckhead sebfowler- Cycling Mumbo / Current Aus. Prime Minister Artenshiur- Maintainer of Non-Euclidean Beards StaticGirl- Executive Kitten Whisperer / Asst. Hug Exchanger
Arse Eel Relations (*snicker*) Corey Waits- Licensed Eel Handler
Entertainment Squad Andre Navarro- Officer of Entertainment WillCouper- Storyteller Supreme Azabith- Barman-in-Chief / Soma Smuggler Ricochet- Head Wench sneak046- Commander of Tea and Other Warm Brown Beverages joe.distort- Chief Basement Show Positioning Expert ebullientsoul, tacopunch- Assist Team, Basement Show Positioning mista0-Apocalyptic Showgirl
Seeing as there's probably enough roles (that you could possibly imagine) for everyone, I'll throw everyone up unless vetoed. Which probably shouldn't happen? You guys know yourselves better than anyone.
If you need a professional creeper to hide outside in the bushes of our enemies houses and watch them while they sho... I mean, to, ummm, gather intelligence on them... well... I think I can help with that.
Whitechapel - your *insert chosen representative territory here* needs you!
I'm not sure I can claim supremity over anything here - In all honesty, I just hash tagged something Seantaclaus coined....I do however make a mean cup of tea, so Commander of Tea and Warm Other Brown Beverages (COTAWOBB for short) would be an awkward, but acceptable title.