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    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010 edited
    So Sneak046 propagated #TeamWhitechapel, a twitter hashtag of mysterious origin, last night, and goddamn it, I'm going along. There was much role-assigning and FB-group-making and such. I got the the role of Keeper of the Lists, obviously. So, if you want in, comment w/ your preferred role in our elite squad of specialized combat and art technicians. Names so far are of those who had titles already assigned.

    seantaclaus- Chief Artimancer
    brittanica- Keeper of the Lists
    Ginja- Tactical Rock-Monkey
    struthersneil- Follicle/Dental Technician
    Rachæl Tyrell- Daysleeping Woe-Vagrant
    mister hex- Cackling Fuckhead
    sebfowler- Cycling Mumbo / Current Aus. Prime Minister
    Artenshiur- Maintainer of Non-Euclidean Beards
    StaticGirl- Executive Kitten Whisperer / Asst. Hug Exchanger

    Arse Eel Relations (*snicker*)
    Corey Waits- Licensed Eel Handler

    Entertainment Squad
    Andre Navarro- Officer of Entertainment
    WillCouper- Storyteller Supreme
    Azabith- Barman-in-Chief / Soma Smuggler
    Ricochet- Head Wench
    sneak046- Commander of Tea and Other Warm Brown Beverages
    joe.distort- Chief Basement Show Positioning Expert
    ebullientsoul, tacopunch- Assist Team, Basement Show Positioning
    mista0-Apocalyptic Showgirl

    Stealth Operations
    sgrsickness- Creepy Reconnaissance Officer
    razrangel- NightWatchwoman
    FilmFan- Filthy Lurker
    Labyrinthine- Sneaky Antipodean Cannonball
    SnowfireAngel- Ninja Electron
    taphead- Transtemporal Audio Operative / Undercover Bedouin
    PintSizedCat- Pint Sized Cat / Slothful Watchmonkey

    Technological Specialists
    Icelandbob - Dead Zone Demolitions (Petty Officer)
    oddbill- Code Whisperer
    michaelk42- Giant Robot Pilot
    yskaya- Experimental Time-Travelling Agent

    oldhat- Grand Inquisitor
    government spy- Chief Executioner
    Tanuki- Sketchy Antipodean Cannibal, 2nd Class
    Fauxhammer- Brutish Goon, Gold-Hearted Class
    citruscreed- Monosyllabic Grunt
    Rooth - Red Bearded StormLord
    Adam- Giant Pig Tamer, Southern Division
    Berserker- Beserker General
    Eddie Current- Ombudsman and Defenestration Officer 1st Class
    WaxPoetic- Progress Thwarter
  1.  (8803.2)
    i think i can safely be the guy who will locate a basement show. throw ebullientsoul and tacopunch in and we can be a crack squad. who smoke crack.
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    My preferred role....

    Icelandbob - Dead Zone Demolitions (Petty Officer)

    Failing that - Bartertown Scribe/Bon viveur
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    Is Official Barman taken? too bad then I enlist my services as a Soma Smuggler.
      CommentAuthorcity creed
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    Can I be Monosyllabic Grunt?
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    Seeing as there's probably enough roles (that you could possibly imagine) for everyone, I'll throw everyone up unless vetoed. Which probably shouldn't happen? You guys know yourselves better than anyone.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    ahh all the cocktails we're gonna have
    Anyone feel like a Molotov?
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    If you still need a barber and dentist I'm your man.
      CommentAuthorCameron C.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    If you need a professional creeper to hide outside in the bushes of our enemies houses and watch them while they sho... I mean, to, ummm, gather intelligence on them... well... I think I can help with that.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010 edited
    Whitechapel - your *insert chosen representative territory here* needs you!

    I'm not sure I can claim supremity over anything here - In all honesty, I just hash tagged something Seantaclaus coined....I do however make a mean cup of tea, so Commander of Tea and Warm Other Brown Beverages (COTAWOBB for short) would be an awkward, but acceptable title.

    I think we need an oath. Something..pithy.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    Sneak- you ARE kinda the one who turned a gag into the beast seen here. But if you wanna be in charge of tea, why not?
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    I used to work somewhere that had a drinks machine that sold "Brown Beverage". I shit you not. Never got the nerve to try it.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    Ooh @Brittanica, @Rooth - Red Bearded StormLord needs adding to the list..
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    i also can help people navigate the US healthcare system. im pretty well versed in that as an ACTUAL skill.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    As fallen_woman I'm the Nightwatch

    Can also do tactician or logistics as necessary.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    Sign me up as "Code Whisperer" - I do not write the best code, but I can damn well make other people's bad code BEHAVE.
  4.  (8803.17)
    I am Officer of Entertainment, as per Sneak046's suggestion. So I guess I have to learn juggling now.
    • CommentTimeAug 24th 2010
    Giant Robot Pilot.

    Nonono, the robot's giant, not me.
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    i also can help people navigate the US healthcare system. im pretty well versed in that as an ACTUAL skill.

    @joe.distort - I totally want you to be my best friend now. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE HCTC and I WANT MEDICAID and my SSI trial is now a TWO YEARS WAIT.

    ahem. sorry.

    Ummmm.... can I be... Daysleeping Woe-Vagrant?

    or.... um... Autumn Enthusiast?

    Owner of lady-parts?

    Goatee Eradicator?

    Christ. I don't know. Maybe not.
    • CommentTimeAug 25th 2010
    Oh, I forgot but if you are on the facebook, the group is here