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     CommentAuthormister hex
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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   http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/09/warning_if_youve_purchased_a_toy_lightsaber_at_wal.php
   
   

   What kind of a guy goes into Walmart, takes a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue from the magazine rack, heads to the store's toy section, and proceeds to masturbate to completion in the aisle? Meet William Tyler Black.
   The 28-year-old Floridian, a substitute teacher, was arrested yesterday afternoon by Sarasota cops on battery and exposure of sexual organs charges, according to a probable cause affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here.
   
   A store employee told cops that Black "ejaculated onto the floor and wiped his hand on a toy along with rubbing his foot in the suspected semen on the floor." Employees reported that Black "discarded the magazine behind some toys and proceeded to the front of the store."
   
   
   A police source told TSG that the toy in question was a light saber (apparently of the Star Wars variety), and that the magazine Black used was the 2010 SI swimsuit issue with model Brooklyn Decker on its cover.
   
   

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     CommentAuthorInternaut
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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3. • CommentAuthorfrenchbloke
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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   re the tower climber :
   
   would you do that for $15 per hour ?
   
   and sometimes, they fall off
4. • CommentAuthorWill Ellwood
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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   would you do that for $15 per hour ?

   
   
   Yes!
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     CommentAuthorVal A Lindsay II
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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   For those movie people out there; Maybe this mobile cinema will turn your crank...
   
   
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     CommentAuthorcelan
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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   @Mister Hex
   Ew. I used to live in Sarasota. Another reason to be glad that I moved.
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     CommentAuthorDextra
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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   A surprise to some, maybe not to others: Joaquin Phoenix was just fucking with you.
   
   Casey Affleck, the director of "I'm Still Here". about Phoenix's downward spiral and life, says that the "documentary" was almost entirely fake, including Phoenix's appearance on David Letterman's show last year.
   
   Personally, I thought it was bullshit right off the bat, but you have to admit, he never slipped out of character.
8. • CommentAuthorlooneynerd
   • CommentTimeSep 16th 2010

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   Luigi Comic
   
   I won't post the whole thing here, because it's a bit long. But imagine Luigi back in the real world, trying to cope with his problems after his return from the Mushroom Kingdom. It's great!
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     CommentAuthorRyan S Thomason
   • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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   Funnier take on the Joaquin Phoenix film:
   
   the celebrity magazines do not approve
10. • CommentAuthorJack the Rapper
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010 edited

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    Gaydar warrior Angels protesting against the Pope's Homophobia
    
    Soo the Pope will be in Lambeth!
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010 edited

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    So it looks as if Thunderbird, Banshee, a few of the dead cuckoos and a shitload of dead multiple men are coming back from the dead.
    
    Hooray. I guess. Meh.
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      CommentAuthorrickiep00h
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010 edited

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    @frenchbloke - I had a friend that was doing that for about a month, and he got a shitpile more than $15 an hour. Though it was pretty much impossible for him to get outside health/life insurance, since the company he was working for was small enough to avoid the requirement.
    
    And then he got sick, called in two days in a row, and got fired. Because it was January. In North Dakota. And he was too sick to climb a fucking tower. Yay no insurance!
    
    ETA: In case anyone is interested, Trent Reznor has a 5-song EP from the Social Network soundtrack up for free download, as well as some preorder options.
    
    I'm liking that there's some crazy 8-bit stuff working its way into Trent's work lately. Makes me excited for the next NIN.
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      CommentAuthorInternaut
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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    Also, Holy shit, so this is a thing.
    
    
    
    I hope millions show up.
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      CommentAuthorrickiep00h
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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    Looked into it: train tickets for the three of us to Washington DC are $335 round-trip. That, plus hotel, plus transportation in the city, plus food.
    
    I might swing this. (The amusing thing about this is that it's *exactly* what Stewart was talking about. People have shit to do with their lives.)
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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    Ways My Beard Makes Me Seem Thoughtful and Worldly
16. • CommentAuthorDC
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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    Comics radio broadcast in 1945
    
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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18. • CommentAuthorHelljin
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010 edited

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    Since there's a btard feel from around the net this month, I'll just leave these Gawkwer links here
    
    Next Up Police Warnings About Pedobear
    
    http://gawker.com/5636011/stupid-california-police-warn-parents-of-pedobear-the-pedophile-mascot
    
    
    http://gawker.com/5639308/pedobear-panic-hits-tulsa-oklahoma
19. • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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20. • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeSep 17th 2010

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