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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeSep 11th 2010
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    @oldhat THIS IS WHITECHAPEL, MOJOWORLD AUXILLIARY
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      CommentAuthorRicochet
    • CommentTimeSep 11th 2010
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    I attended a Medieval Banquet.
    There was straw strewn on the floor, roasted pigs' heads on the tables, we ate with our hands, tearing loaves and holding joints of meat, wiping our fingers on the tablecloth. There might have been a protracted food fight and we might have put a man dressed as a dragon in the stocks and pelted him with bread.
    This apple got shot off my head with a plastic bow and arrow.

    medieval_banquet_1

    Note for the unwary: wench dresses weaponise the female form. There is no safe angle from which to view wench dresses. Especially not this one.

    medieval_banquet_2


    Gentlemen! Please follow @Ben and @mybrainhurts example! Moar muttonchops! Moar Lemmification!

    @JonCarpenter Stop trying to fluster us with your Neil Gaimanesque mop of curls. It is hardly mostly not at all a little bit working.
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    Photobucket

    My head's a lil disproportionate...but whatever lol
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeSep 11th 2010
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    having a drink last night with friends.....



    • CommentAuthorchris g
    • CommentTimeSep 11th 2010
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    bad day.
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      CommentAuthorkelvin
    • CommentTimeSep 11th 2010
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    A couple of weeks ago I was Very Bearded. But it's Spring, and in this climate it's going to be wonderfully Summer in an hour or so, so I put a bit of money down and got a rather nice haircut at a barber. Which was pleasant, even when the gentleman whipped out the cut-throat blade and smiled at me. What a friendly fellow.

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    • CommentAuthordot_xom
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2010
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    B&W GPOY
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    "You got a total of four eyes on ya; That's two from Kowalski, and two from La Roux."
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    Look.



    I am Smiling.



    I am a very friendly person.

    But now I am not smiling.



    Possibly because I was realizing in front of the fucking washing machine wasn't the ideal location for a self-portrait.

    But I got a very, very nice gift from Snowfireangel and Waxpoet that led to a genuine smile. I keep joking on Twitter that my brain hates me. So of course, they sent me this:



    Snowfireangel also sent a button she made herself:

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    Andre, please stop smiling.

    It scares me and I'm going to hide until you stop or you finally kill me.
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2010
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    Image how intense he'd look with glasses. :P

    Andre my computer could not consciously participate in my photoshopping you with glasses, therefor I'm spared Ginja's fate.
    He's hiding under the table. *Points >
    Annnnd a belated happy birthday. :)
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    Ricochet: I'm working at a Renaissance Festival for a month+, so I'm quite familiar with that sorta garb. You'd think I'd be desensitised to its effects--then you go and stick you in one, and well--my brain pan becomes just a pan.

    You have one of the best faces for making awesome faces.
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      CommentAuthoroddbill
    • CommentTimeSep 12th 2010
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    I'm not smiling, but my demonic mask is. Plus I have Nanoka. So I'm smiling on the inside:
    smiling on the inside
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    YOU GUYS ARE MAKING ME SO HAPPY. Because, really, fuck this Monday.
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    Andre, please stop smiling.


    I'll happily stop smiling.

    Very, very happily.

    Image how intense he'd look with glasses. :P

    Andre my computer could not consciously participate in my photoshopping you with glasses, therefor I'm spared Ginja's fate.
    He's hiding under the table. *Points >
    Annnnd a belated happy birthday. :)


    Thank you, dear
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    Greg and S at Plum Island

    Beautiful weather at Plum Island, Massachusetts USA on Sept. 11, 2010. My daugher and me.
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      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeSep 13th 2010 edited
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    an evening


    a day


    oh and a bonus for whoever can find me....
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeSep 13th 2010
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    ^Dunno. Sub-banjo child at right? Either that or child peering over harp.
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      CommentAuthorYskaya
    • CommentTimeSep 13th 2010
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    He's hiding under the table. *Points >
    Annnnd a belated happy birthday. :)

    Thank you, dear


    As I keep telling everyone; sometimes human sacrificial offerings are appropriate.

    me_hawksley_tshirt

    Good morning Whitechapel.
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      CommentAuthorlx
    • CommentTimeSep 14th 2010
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    Good morning, humans. View from the machine.