A bit hurried, but I just had to do it. This is my take on what our Adam West Batman's equivalent would have been! I gave Fairbanks the Bruce Lee/Kato treatment; I know Frye was a bit later in the picture, but this is an uchrony, after all, so bear with me.
I forgot to mention - the "Directed by Luis Abbadie" bit is a double take, there was (though unrelated) a Mexican movie director Luis Abbadie, who at least once collaborated with Luis Buñuel. I merely pushed him a bit into the past just like I did with Frye!
gentlemen I have created a lithogrammatical fontotypoface for this piece which shall henceforth be referred to as "helvetica" I look forward to decades of spirited discussion of its relative merits