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    RULES:

    No pen-portraits. This is ART ONLY. Posting just a bunch of text, or a scribble and a vast number of words, will get the thread closed and your account banned.

    NO MORE PHOTO-MANIPULATION "art". I'll just delete them. People have been drenching recent threads with several pieces at a time that they've knocked out in photoshop in 2 minutes with no thought at all. I consider this to be taking the piss.

    I will allow original photography.

    No more than ONE submission by any one person in any one REMAKE/REMODEL.

    INSTRUCTIONS:

    You must design a poster for a movie called SPIDER-MAN directed by David Lynch. This is all you know.

    That's it. You have one week. Begin.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
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    Jaysus.
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      CommentAuthorrazrangel
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.3)
    Oh. Oh god. I can only imagine the beauty and horror on its way. Fuck, I wish I were artistic because my mind is already spinning.... But I think I may have to enlist someone to be my first look (like a food taster) because I have a nasty spider phobia and I can just imagine what some of you wonderful, fucked up people will come up with.

    I can't wait.

    *shiver*
    • CommentAuthorchris g
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.4)
    What.
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    Oh God, I wish a camera had been rolling on me when I saw the thread title...
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    oh YES. I'd meant to submit last week. But this? Oh yes.
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.7)
    holy shit......
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      CommentAuthorsneak046
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.8)
    Jesus Wept.
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      CommentAuthorAlastair
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.9)
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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      CommentAuthorstsparky
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.10)
    Just came from lunch with a sculptor whose first movie "work" was on Dune. Hokay Dokey!
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    I'm in, even if it means shaving my left testicle for dinner.
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      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.12)
    EEEEEEEEEEEE!
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    Somehow, I could still see Willem Defoe in it.
    • CommentAuthorMJBoyson
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.14)
    This could get messy. (In the best possible way)
    Thank you.
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      CommentAuthorSobreiro
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.15)
    My brain froze
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    I can't tell if that's cum or piss in my pants.

    Possibly both.
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.17)
    Light the fuse, people, THIS one's going to blow up harder than Steampunk Batman...
    • CommentAuthorIsaacSher
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.18)
    The scary part is that a young Kyle Maclachlan probably would've made a decent Peter Parker.
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      CommentAuthordorkmuffin
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.19)
    OH MY GOD!
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      CommentAuthorFredG
    • CommentTimeNov 19th 2010
     (9198.20)
    Time to get creepy.

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