This is part of a systematic program developed with the intention of destabilising and transmogrifying the South Coast. It is so far proving highly successful. Temporal aberrations have been noted and increased mossiness has been reported in several districts. The pressure will be maintained over the coming months with a series of extradimensional manifestations far beyond anything the region has previously witnessed. Strictly hush hush at present but details will trickle from the information grail in due course. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
Finishes at 11 John...not too late for a school night . Should give any folk down from the big city the chance to return there by train afterwards too.
Increased mossiness? Oh dear, i thought i'd put all that behind me. And they were, on at least one occasion, members of the great and ancient fluorescent brotherhood. You know, i may just have to taint this gathering with my presence, provided i can find a suitable doorway to sleep in. I really do need to get out more.
We cannot take any responsibility for guttering issues, I'm afraid. All mossiness is subject to terms and conditions. Your statutory rights are affected. Visuals by Jade Boyd.