I go to the beach for the weekend and there's a SPITSPLOSION of SUAVE in absence. Coincidentally, I have a fancy function on tonight. Deploying pig tie and suspenders. and because they were hiding Apologies for the un-suave pinkness of my face, I blame the beach. *Edited to add: Happy Birthday Cara! You always add class to these threads anyway, so no need to try for suave :)
errrrg! This lack of tumblr is making me twitch. So, I shall compensate by (possibly over posting?) here! Sure, these are suave, right? Um. Some of the out takes from my Lynch Spiderman attempt, entirely overhauled. What was naturally blonde hair and a black outfit turns into someting that looks like a John Bolton painting: