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     CommentAuthorV
   • CommentTimeDec 12th 2010 edited

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   Heh. I'm not really taunting. Not exactly....
   I mean, Warren is on that list of celebrated people where new photos of them tend to make me smile.
   It is, however, an incredibly rare thing for him to post one. I'm well aware I don't have the power to motivate or the subtlety to manipulate him, but I thought what the hell I'd give it a go just on the off chance he was in some strange mood where he was craving knocking us all out with his best suave shot and my dorky comment was just the excuse he needed.
   
   I assure you that I am most certainly not attempting to provoke him into mauling me in some kind of linguistic fashion with the power of his giant brain. I have work to do, and all the hysterical sobbing or possibly resulting coma would be a serious inconvenience.
   
   Mostly I'm just in that faux-drunk state of having entirely skipped a night of sleep, and kind of can't stop goofily rambling.
   
   Which is why I have to step away from the internet ..... NOW.
   
   (You all look super fabulous today though! XOXOX! V out!)
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     CommentAuthorFauxhammer
   • CommentTimeDec 12th 2010

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   COMMENCE THE REBEARDING
   
   
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     CommentAuthorCaratheWalton
   • CommentTimeDec 12th 2010

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   Okay, here is my attempt at suave . . .
   
   
   
   I hope I pass
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     CommentAuthoreightser
   • CommentTimeDec 12th 2010

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   What a fine bunch of internet goers. This forum exemplifies the notion that 'the pretty ones are always crazy' (you have to be a bit crazy to be here don't you?), damn we are some good looking motherfuckers. Cheers, all you suave people.
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     CommentAuthorMagicSword!
   • CommentTimeDec 12th 2010

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   Good grief, is this suave nonsense still going on? Well, peer pressure is a terrible thing.
   
   
6. • CommentAuthorMarshallQuicksand
   • CommentTimeDec 12th 2010

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   My camera is still sitting on a shelf in my university halls so while I'm home, this'll have to suffice. There's a shirt and tie, so I guess that qualifies.
   
   
   
   Yeah, I'll have to do better next time.
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     CommentAuthoroddbill
   • CommentTimeDec 12th 2010

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   This is a farewell to my beard. It shall be shorn tonight.
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     CommentAuthorreosarevok
   • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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   @thewaltonsare
   
   Ukrainian suave?
   
   @oldbill
   
   But it is such a nice beard! She would never do THAT to you!
9. • CommentAuthoricelandbob
   • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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   @Ray
   
   ITALIAN SPIDERMAN!!
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      CommentAuthorCaratheWalton
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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    reosarevok-Egyptian suave. My sister-in-law bought it for me.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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    @odbill NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    
    ...I like your beard.
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      CommentAuthorchiaslut
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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    This is what it looks like when a bald man tries to grow his first ever real beard, but encounters a bout of brutal anxiety and insomnia.
    
    There is a disturbing amount of gray in my facial hair and myohmy that is a vein-y looking nose.
    
    You all have such wonderful faces. I love these threads.
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      CommentAuthorstsparky
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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    Sleestak? I dye my beard to avoid looking like a dirty old man AKA Santa -
    
    I have no idea where this golf ball is from ...
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010 edited

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    Not a portrait of me...it's a portrait of fellow Whitechapeler mufuggin' Jeff Owens, playing some PUNISHING metalcore at 924 Gilman, Berkeley, CA, USA:
    
    First time I met one of you lot in meat-space. SUAVE (slightly).
15. • CommentAuthorAlcorest
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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    I thought I was cool for getting in on this on the first page...but I missed out on the suave :(
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      CommentAuthoroddbill
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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    Silly Alcorest... it is never too late to be SUAVE
    
    
    
    (P.S. - sorry Oldhat. It will grow back one day.)
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeDec 13th 2010

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    ^Well, you look at least 10 years younger...
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      CommentAuthorstsparky
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2010

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    @oddbill the glasses and beard looked suave to me. To me, the Joe Jackson above look says "where is my piano?"
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      CommentAuthorRachæl Tyrell
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2010

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    @oddbill - good god, man. You look like a totally different person! I like the beard, but... this works. This works quite well.
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      CommentAuthorPaul Sizer
    • CommentTimeDec 14th 2010

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    Wow, the beard loss went much better than I imagined @OddBill. Lucky you! I think my girl would leave me if I lost the beard.