The_Lizard: It's not that easy being green
SwampThing: @The_Lizard Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
Hal_Jordan: @SwampThing When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow, or gold
Tommy_Oliver: @Hal_Jordan Or something much more colorful like that
Green_Goblin: It's not that easy being green
BeastBoy: @Green_Goblin It seems you blend in with so many other ordinary things
Kick-Ass: @BeastBoy And people tend to pass you over
LinkBeforeTheTemples: @Kick-Ass 'Cause you're not standing out like flashy sparkles in the water
Martian_Manhunter: @LinkBeforeTheTemples Or stars in the sky
Poison_Ivy: But green's the color of Spring
TMNT_Collectively: And green can be cool and friendly-like
The_Incredible_Hulk: And green can be big like an ocean
Jedi_Master_Yoda : Or important like a mountain
LongHaulorNOT_GRAVEDIGGER: @Jedi_Master_Yode Or tall like a tree
Green_Arrow: When green is all there is to be
The_Riddler: @Green_Arrow It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why wonder
She-Hulk: @The_Riddler I'm green and it'll do fine, it's beautiful
Scorpion_On_Meds: @She-Hulk And I think it's what I want to be
Deadpool: So many lawsuits, so little time

The man shot dead with a crossbow Thursday afternoon was the father of the man charged with first-degree murder in the same case, police said Friday afternoon.

Si Cheng, 52, of Toronto, was shot at inside an east-end library and pronounced dead at the scene, police said. Zhou Fang, 24, of Ottawa, was arrested shortly after the attack and has been charged with first-degree murder.

Reached on Friday afternoon, Const. Tony Vella confirmed that the victim and suspect are father and son.

Fang made a brief court appearance Friday morning and was remanded in custody.

The Main St. library, located just south of Gerrard St. E., was bustling with children and their parents when Cheng was shot around 4 p.m.

Ducked and Covered: A Survival Guide to the Post Apocalypse from Nathaniel Lindsay.

"Trapped under a beam with the countdown ticking away, the monster just on the other side of the battered door, and my friends are trying to free me, I look up at them and yell, "Go on without me. I'll be alright. I'll hold him off while you escape!" And my friends, because they know my sacrifice won't be in vain, make their getaway and when the monster breaks through just as the explosives go off, I know I died saving the lives of my dearest friends."

"The lamp's glow was very weak compared to the blue glow emancipating from the basement."

"It infiltrated his lungs, filling them with a kind of innovativeness he had never felt before."

That pretty much sums up my experience reading Aaron Rayburn's novel, THE SHADOW GOD. I took one for the team, so the rest of you would NEVER have to be subjected to this beast. I beg you, don't let my selflessness be for nothing. Heed my warning. This is the worst book ever written.

If you think a TSA grope is bad, gay men seeking asylum in the Czech Republic are forced to drop their pants and get hooked up to a penile plethysmograph to find out just how gay they are. After the "peter meter" device is attached to their penises, they are subjected to all kinds of pornography to see what happens to their junk. This test then determines if they can seek asylum.

So far, 133 people have “liked” Boycott Thor on Facebook. The handful of comments on the site are pretty much what you’d expect, with one person calling Thor “whiteaphobic crap,” and another characterizing Elba’s casting as “Just another way to keep rapping the club over the heads of good white people, everywhere.”

Elba waved off early criticisms, telling TV Times back in April, “Hang about, Thor’s mythical, right? Thor has a hammer that flies to him when he clicks his fingers. That’s OK, but the color of my skin is wrong? I was cast in Thor and I’m cast as a Nordic god. If you know anything about the Nords, they don’t look like me but there you go. I think that’s a sign of the times for the future. I think we will see multi-level casting. I think we will see that, and I think that’s good.”

What made Gilpin decide to try this? Being a diabetic himself, he was fairly familiar with the condition and the resulting effect on the body. Large amounts of sugar are excreted by type-two diabetic patients on a daily basis, and this is especially true of elderly patients, so Gilpin decided that letting all that sugar go to waste was just, well, wasteful.

Drawing on the expertise of spiritual and medical professionals, Christwire has put together a list of 15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage:

Recently however, this dead pets issue has gotten much more complicated with the idea that there are “homosexual” or “gay” animals out there who may or may not be entitled to a place in heaven.

9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
Some husbands will spend a great deal of money traveling far from home to hide their deplorable same-sex actions. Big cities offer indulgence of every kind. From gay bars and clubs to prostitutes and sex bathhouses, a man seeking encounters can find them easily if he’s so inclined. Is there ever really a good excuse for a husband to visit Thailand or San Francisco without his wife?

14) Sudden heavy drinking
Sometimes people dealing with an unbearable emotional issue like homosexuality will turn to alcohol to hide their distress. Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cellphone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?

Take this example: imagine if an alien were to visit the earth and watch a group of hearty football players on the field through his telescope. If this alien watched them jostle in the mud together and then run off to a steamy shower where they playfully gave each other slaps and shared a single bar of minty soap, what would this alien think? What if he saw them jump into their pickup trucks and drive home to a frat house where these able-bodied athletes bunked in close quarters, drinking beers together in their underwear on an old couch late into a warm, Southern night? If you’re not educated in the human experience and have no light of faith guiding you, one might dream that this is a same-sex scenario, but clearly that is erroneous and foolhardy. Being disconnected from reality and having a supercharged libido seems to be the curse of many of these so-called journalists and scientists today. They simply need to stop thinking about sex all the time.

CLEMSON, S.C. - A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game "Frogger."

Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday.

In the "Frogger" arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends.

Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled "go" and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.

No charges are expected against the driver. The name of the man who was struck has not been released. He was in stable condition Monday night