Thanks for posting this. I meant to yesterday and got caught up in other things. The man was too forgotten while he was alive, let's not let him disappear completely now that he's gone.
A favorite Beefheart anecdote - he once phoned up his guitarist in the middle of the night and played some complicated piano piece for him. The Captain (for it was he) told the guitarist that he would be expected to keep up with this - that was his job and though the piece was quite complicated, it was beautiful and the captain wanted it how he wanted it. The guitarist said "That's great, Don. But you have ten fingers, I only have six strings." The good Captain replied "Well, I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you better find four more, man!" and hung up.
He shall be missed. And all you young'uns should seek him out. NOW.
My favorite Beefheart quote (and one I often pull out when things seem especially absurd) comes from a song intro on his "greatest hits" album (A CARROT IS AS CLOSE AS A RABBIT GETS TO A DIAMOND) - "Black dots were hung in what turned out to be an olive tree."
First time I saw him perform, it was a small club in Huntington Beach, he had a new Magic Band and was between record labels. Must have been 1976 or so - new material was from "Bat Chain Puller", though that release got delayed a couple years.
I had no idea what to expect, having only heard a couple tracks on a live album he shared with Zappa.
It was one of the most amazing shows I've ever experienced. Redefined what I thought of as "music", became an adjective I describe other music with.
And when the audience clapped for an encore, they did it in Beefheartesque rhythms...
And as he said, "A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous... Got me?"