I tried to make a video of neat things I can do with my tongue, but I failed. These include, the tongue twisty thingy at the beginning (which is awesome because the fact that I can do that means that when I get my tongue bifurcation I'll be able to control both halves separately) and tongue bubbles (which I tried for 13.5 minutes to do for you guys, but the bubbles just weren't cooperating and then I just turned into a giggly mess, as seen in video). The bubbles are actually harder to launch now that I have a tongue piercing, because it's reduced the amount of tongue I can use to launch said bubbles. Like an airplane with a reduced landing strip :( I'm also surprisingly good at making smoke rings considering I don't smoke, but that doesn't need to be caught on tape. Oh, and I can do that tongue taco thing, which you can see while I'm failing at launching the bubbles).
HAHAHA, what is this, some avant-garde bulllshit? :P
IT HAS MEANINGS.
@oldhat I agree with Argos. Also, woman, you know how to decorate a bedroom.
@Rachael For a moment I thought you were going to start voicing over the teddy bear.
@stsparky I've told you this before, and you probably hear this a lot, but your daughter's just impossibly lovely.
@Argos, I don't know what's cuter, you giggling or you trying not to. Also your hair is awesome.
And if Encephalo Ray joins in -- those of you who haven't yet heard his voice, oh you're all in for a treat. Everything vibrates when he speaks. At some point in his life this guy swallowed a fucking bass guitar.
Sorry, no video, although I could make the same claim that Andre does in his excellent piece.
But would it mean the same thing?
Anyway look what came at last!
I climbed up the snow to get it from the mailbox on the outside of my building and it was chilled to minus something degrees and cold and clammy to the touch. I'm almost tempted to pop it in the fridge to keep it that way.