There's some truly awesome stuff here folks! Just been through the whole thread. Here's some potential fodder. I'd just arrived in Thailand and been bitten by a spider on the eye almost immediately. On the downside, it took over a week to drain, but on the plus side I made sympathy friends.
Also, have literally just decided to put out a big crazy request for pictures for me to sketch. Obviously, this thread is overflowing with faces to fondle with my leaden member (okay, that actually made ME feel vaguely uncomfortable. I just want to use my pencil to draw faces) but if anyone has any specific desire to help me with fodder, feel free to email it to me @ davesmash.sketchesfools at gmail! Of course, they will be properly identified and posted here, if they don't suck, which is on me. No naked folks, please.
And, in the meantime, I will get to work on what is already available here!
@All Heh, it appears the only superpower I gained was the ability to revolt large swathes of the population! Ah, better than nothing I suppose. As a piece offering (and because the photo makes me smile) here's a slightly less dreadsweat inducing alternative.