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    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2011
    I represent -

    Messages From The Big Rock Candy Mountain is site dedicated to non-fiction writing, words, reviews, interviews, essays.

    Full information as to Who and What we are, is in the following links:

    We are currently overhauling our site, fanci-a-fying so to speak - to implement a new design for mobile devices and create a merchandise area for limited print runs and to allow our more craft minded authors a place to sell their wares.

    I’m not going to lie to you – or even try and dress this up in the fancy clothes of formality. We need help. We are currently dressed in robes fiddling with that droid. If anyone out there perhaps has something they think we could use...

    We are looking for pictures (photos, art etc) of Industrial or Urban decay that perhaps could be given to the site for our backdrop. In return we can, only at the moment offer full credits to the photographer – links, and no claim of ownership ever. And their own dedicated Signal Channel they could use for advertising and image dumping of their owned work. We may use them as a pastiché.

    Basically, we’re worked off our tits here trying to overhaul this thing and keep it puttering along out of pocket. We’d like to be able to go out and get our own pictures. We are asking for help – if anyone out there perhaps has something they think we could use. It’s a long shot – but fuck it – setting this whole thing up has been.

    So aye,

    Forgive us for being so bold


    And thank you.

    Anyone who feels like it could forward whatever scraps they’d like to throw us to Themountain at bigrockcandymountain dot info

    Thanks to The cyberpcp addled comic Godzilla that r is the what might be called The Man or alternatively digital 8byte lovesock of this place for his kind permission.
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    Don't trust them. They'll steal your liver/kidneys.
    Charlie the Unicorn Told Me So.
    • CommentTimeJan 27th 2011
    Who said you could get out of the van?
  2.  (9473.4)
    You can't trick me out of my Liver & Kidneys! :D
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2011
    C'mon man - get back in the van - why you always gotta do this when there's people around - get in the van, C'mon - this will be like Krakow all over again - you know we can't go back to Krakow - C'mon C'mon the van man, get in - there's chocolate there - I got those bunnies man - just get back in the van...
  3.  (9473.6)
    Those chocolate bunnies are defective.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2011 edited
    Seriously though - we've met? How do you know I'm after your liver and or kidneys? I could be a gallbladder person.
  4.  (9473.8)
    I don't think anyone steals gallbladders. But I could be wrong.
    • CommentTimeJan 28th 2011
    I'm preettee sure I'm a gallbladder person and you, well who the fuck are you - you smell like you have a wonderful gallbladder, but who the hell knows, c'mere let me chomp on you...
  5.  (9473.10)
    I suspect the male of my species might disagree with your pre-emptive chomping.

    Back to the topic. Your website seems a bit confusing, as to what your group is about and what it's attempting or why.
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2011
    The short answer would be non-fiction writing and Voice. If that's not enough, this should be a fairly clear description as to what our purpose and goals are.
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2011
    Oh I apologise if that was preemptive - I had thought since you know we're organ robbing liars, we'd passed formalities and you were just up for whatever...
    • CommentTimeJan 31st 2011 edited
    what the fuck is this? i mean the site sounds interesting but this thread disappeared right up its own arse
  6.  (9473.14)
    Alastair- You know, I started off with charlie the unicorn youtube video references, and just goofing off based on the title; but at the end of the day? from the posts and whatnot, all I can figure out is they're looking for art/photos for their site which is loosely based on writing & reviews of a wide swath of things, with a slightly dark bent. While they hope to someday make money, they currently aren't but are looking for fresh blood.