Whitechapel - The Self-Portrait Imagethread (Mar 11)

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warrenellis — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 16:38:21 -0800

Or SPIT, as a previous regular once called it.

We're going to launch one of these threads a month. And down the months and years, we'll build up not only a mugshot parade of visitors to Whitechapel -- but also, for those who choose to participate monthly, there'll be a record of how we all change and grow (and in my case age horribly).

Obviously, I encourage participation from everyone, even if you're just joining the place. This thread is certainly NOT just for the old lags. In fact, the more new faces the better.

So. Take a photo of yourself and post it (if you're not sure how -- you put a photo on the web somewhere, a free hosting site like Flickr or Photobucket or your LJ gallery if you use LJ -- Blogger image hosting won't work -- and click the "img" button above to put the address of the image in, the http://) here.

I'll get to mine once I'm, you know... piss off, I'm busy...

Begin.

(Those of you doing 365 projects at Flickr obviously have a head start...!)

-- W

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odarable — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 23:10:47 -0800

Oh my, it's March!

On Thursday, Entombed gave me a free t-shirt! <3 Then they left and it was time to clean out the backstage and go home to a bottle of wine. This is my look the day after. 14 hours of voulenteer work and then beers and wine = wreckity wreckity wreck wreck!

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Nathan — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 05:41:38 -0800

My beard had gone from scruff to hipster and was well on the way to mountain-man, so I decided to take a left turn at Lemmy for a few days before I weed-whack it back to respectable.

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Willow Bl00 — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 10:12:40 -0800

Long time no see. I got you guys this:

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burntcopper — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 11:42:31 -0800

bumbling through life. though today we did come up with the ponderance that Rule 34 = 42.

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Dextra — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 11:53:06 -0800

The new tat is pretty much healed.

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Soviet Rocket No. 9 — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:13:05 -0800

Gaze your eyes upon me, Whitechapel! (Taken using Hipstermatic).

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VertigoJones — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:21:51 -0800

Today, I was given notice that I am still terminated on Friday.
As of Monday, I have an another role that's ongoing, and that has a months notice, just like a real job, 5 minutes from where I live.
Taken with Retrocam, A) because I'm no I-whore and B) because 40 year old coats are retro.

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Will Ellwood — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:23:44 -0800

Dare I ask what that coat is made from?

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VertigoJones — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:06:41 -0800

Bun-buns

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Zoetica — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 18:21:31 -0800

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Greg Sullivan — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 19:14:08 -0800

I was zoned out, proofreading on the computer. My 8 year-old snuck up close without me noticing. She shouted "DADDY!" and snapped as soon as I turned my head.

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oddbill — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 21:51:36 -0800

I still love this new apartment.

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celan — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 23:34:46 -0800

I was having a moment with Voltron and Big Audio Dynamite.

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VertigoJones — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 09:46:54 -0800

@Oddbill I'm not suprised you love it. That view is amazing.

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oldhat — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:05:49 -0800

Triscuits. My comfort food of choice.

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Jeff Owens — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:09:40 -0800

ENTOMBED!

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Bankara — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:59:05 -0800

@Celan, and red-eye correction? or else your pupils suggest drug abuse on the scale of Terrance McKenna...

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Bankara — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:01:25 -0800

oh ,and @Zo. Nice one, I hope that is red wine. Warren is now calling you out as "previous regular" in the thread header so I am glad to see you stepping it up!

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reosarevok — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 02:30:55 -0800

With my New Feline Companion, who has decided to wake me up every day by licking my ear:

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oddbill — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 02:37:34 -0800

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derfla3101980 — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 10:43:02 -0800

Here is a picture of me at 80's night at my local pub. Haven't been here in awhile. Hi there White Chapel!

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Ampersand — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 11:06:15 -0800

@Reosarevok - my boyfriend's cat wakes me up with REALLY LOUD purring and frantic attention-whoring at 4am...

And here is my self-portrait, though I think I cheated considering someone else took the photo. Maybe I'll try to do something just for WC.

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odarable — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 11:15:19 -0800

@Jeff Owens: HELL YES Entombed! Super nice huggy metal people <3

---

Ever had one of those friends who ALWAYS made you sad? Who are so smart they have to pick apart everything you say, who make you feel stupid and worthless and even more stupid for getting upset over them. Who manage to take every possible topic and spew out so much general negativity they instantly ruin your day?

BEFORE:

AFTER:

There are eight hours between these photos, and most of the night was good. But in half an hour he managed to ruin it and to make me spend today in bed. And I'm so airheaded and positive and whimsical I'll go talk to him again in two weeks. Repeat.

What's wrong with just being POSITIVE for once?!

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Soviet Rocket No. 9 — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:31:33 -0800

This is honestly, quickly becoming my new favorite thread, besides "Around the Net".

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lexmachine — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:41:23 -0800

I curled my hair and then went to a house party where I danced like a maniac to italodisco.

Then I found some vintage Polaroid frames with these amazing molded plastic Polaroid mats in them. I've removed one from the frame and begun to shoot all of my friends through it.

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celan — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:43:58 -0800

@Bankara
Yeah, I had Terminator eye in the original...though I'm a fan of McKenna. ;-)

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joanneleah — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:50:30 -0800

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Ryan S Thomason — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 15:52:27 -0800

I have successfully multiplied. 10lb 11, she's plotting our dooms right now...

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dorkmuffin — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:33:18 -0800

Good god DAMN that is a big baby! Many congratulations!

But seriously, I come from a family of big babies and even I think she's larrrrrge (and of course, gorgeous). Serious props to the lady who birthed her.

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Ryan S Thomason — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 16:51:51 -0800

Ta very much dorkmuffin! There was much trying but not even forceps were able to get her mighty skull out of there, so a caesarian it was - my good lady still did an amazing job, all without telling anybody to fuck off. She came pretty close to not doing a single childbirth stereotype, so yeah, happy me :D

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Bankara — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 17:31:22 -0800

Here is one for the new month from my last session while I cook up something new with my flash kit. This one is maybe a little more dignified than my last few but not nearly as fucked as some of the ones I took. Trying to go with dignified despite some trying circumstances in my personal life.

@Odaelisabeth, at least that friend is just a friend and not, oh say, every member of your family or the person you share a bed with. Stay airheaded and positive and whimsical and never, ever let the bastards get you down or convince you that you are anything other than what you know know yourself to be: a fucking miracle walking around on two legs.

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celan — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 23:24:15 -0800

@Ryan
Congrats! Massive baby action. Our dooms will not come soon enough.

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Will Couper — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 06:04:28 -0800

Not a self-portrait, although you can see my leg. This is our new cat, sleeping on his back, clearly unaware that it is WRONG:

Will

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Fauxhammer — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 06:22:12 -0800

@Ryan: Congratulations!

And next time I need a pep talk, I'm going to see Bankara. I feel more awesome just being in the vicinity of those (rightfully deserved, because Oda rules) words!

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Zoetica — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 08:45:01 -0800

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Rootfireember — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 12:57:45 -0800

I got my gasmask :D :D :D

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CaratheWalton — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:26:18 -0800

Everyone is so beautiful here

@Dextra-Love the tattoo

@Oda-You're adorable and beautiful, as always.

@Bankara-That's a wonderful portrait, I love the flash/light in the eyes. I think black and white portraits are the best.

@Zoetica-Love your split portraits

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DavidLejeune — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 18:59:37 -0800

Still alive. Feeling a bit grim. Any of the L.A. area Whitechapelers attending the Edwardian Ball tomorrow night?

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oldhat — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:06:53 -0800

At work. I brought my bowler hat.

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trini_naenae — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:09:22 -0800

Probably doesn't really count as it's just my hand but I did actually take the photo myself. Eh.

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Zoetica — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 19:28:05 -0800

@thewaltonsare EHEHEHH I see what you did tharr! Thanks!

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CinnamonAndSpite — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 21:50:55 -0800

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dot_xom — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:50:47 -0800

Taken while I was in London last month:

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Paul Sizer — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 05:31:07 -0800

This may qualify as portraits, but not self ones...
Here's some shots from my gallery show opening last night in Kalamazoo. I apparently blew all this gallery's previous attendance records out the door with nearly 500 people through the gallery in 4 hours! It was a blast, and we all enjoyed art from the warming glow of all the huge widescreen monitors.

Daylight shot of the gallery:

And some shots during the opening:

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SteadyUP — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 09:12:08 -0800

Dude. That looks amazing.

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Greasemonkey — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 09:17:56 -0800

@Bankara - terrific portrait! Any chance you could post it on the Draw Each Other thread?

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Bankara — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:39:53 -0800

@Greasemonkey, sure man, why not? I would not mind ending up with a different rendition of that portrait.

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warrenellis — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:45:10 -0800

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DowneastDredge — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:48:53 -0800

*pisses self*

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icelandbob — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 10:54:28 -0800

Spooky!

"i am now in your mind, re-formatting your soul...."

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Greasemonkey — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 11:40:15 -0800

@Bankara: Thanks, I'll be tackling that over the weekend.

@Warren: love the rust-and-ochre tones, and the creased-shadowy textures.

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JP Carpenter — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 12:36:46 -0800

Haunted When The Minutes Drag

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Zoetica — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 13:15:40 -0800

Uncle Warren is here to help. Trust uncle.

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Zoetica — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 13:43:38 -0800

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Greasemonkey — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 16:22:03 -0800

That's an enormous board, Zoe - what're you working on?

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Zoetica — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 16:29:05 -0800

@greasemonkey A painting!

{Yes, I have big wood.}

---

{You'll see.}

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trini_naenae — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 16:52:45 -0800

@WarrenEllis: Wonderfully spooky.

I'm wearing my grandpa's park service jacket/coat.

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oddbill — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 17:11:38 -0800

I look like I'm waiting to be adopted in the dog pound:

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dorkmuffin — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 17:57:34 -0800

@oddbill, wait for the legions of comments offering to take you home.

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costa_k — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 19:17:19 -0800

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trini_naenae — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 21:15:17 -0800

@dorkmuffin @oddbill There's a serious temptation there. To get into the line at the very least.

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Jeff Owens — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 02:54:17 -0800

Here I am after playing my first local show with Minibosses.

Not my most artistic self-portrait.

@Oda - What everyone (especially Bankara) said.
@Zo - The one on page two with the laptop is definitely one of my favorites of yours. Very cool idea and well-executed.
@Paul - That's awesome! Congrats! I hope all of your future shows do even better!

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Metronome — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 09:51:05 -0800

I shaved the beard I had since the last time I posted a picture here. But I still have my hat.

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remotepush — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 13:12:11 -0800

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Alan Tyson — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 13:42:32 -0800

@Metronome: Nice hat!

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alexwilson — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 13:48:07 -0800

Post Surgery (ulnar nerve entrapment). The painkillers made the self-timer on the camera more difficult than it needed to be.

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trini_naenae — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 14:16:28 -0800

Holy crap what caused the ulnar nerve entrapment? I hope you get better soon!

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Zoetica — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 14:43:27 -0800

A speedy recovery! Also, the arm bandages? Pretty badass.

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alexwilson — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 14:44:40 -0800

I've been sleeping with my arms bent all my life, which puts strain on the nerve at the funny bone (the ulnar nerve at the elbow _is_ the funny bone). About eight months ago I started doing a wider variety of upper body workouts beyond just pullups and pushups and started including arm curls, etc, which seems to be the straw that broke the camel's ulnar nerve.

My only major symptom was tingling and numbness mostly concentrated in my pinky and ring fingers (it's also called cubital tunnel syndrome; the more popular RSI carpal tunnel affects the other three fingers), at first by clear aggravators (pushups, the vibrations of running, lifting glasses of water to my mouth) and later by no immediate cause.

I didn't stop exercising or start sleeping with my arms straight fast enough and without surgery I would eventually cause irreparable damage and lose the use of both hands. I was lucky though: they only had to decompress and not physically move the nerves. Though it would be cool to share a plot point with Whedon's Serenity in case a fight ever came to that (it won't), it would've been a much longer recovery.

The hardest part is neither my brain nor my body functions well with physical inactivity and for the last six months I've become someone who moves less and less. Ironically, I upped my exercise regimen to _prevent_ running injuries. And that's what gave me a condition usually associated with teenage girls who talk on their cell phones too much.

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alexwilson — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 14:46:49 -0800

Well, of course I had claws installed as long as they were opening me up, Zoetica.

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CaratheWalton — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 14:51:35 -0800

Goodness Alexwilson, I hope you have a speedy recovery.

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trini_naenae — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 15:30:06 -0800

I've had my own set of problems with the ulnar nerve so I've learned to sleep with my arms straight (most of the time). But you clearly had it worse.

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Zoetica — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 15:45:24 -0800

Beet juice.

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Fan — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:22:27 -0800

neither my brain nor my body functions well with physical inactivity

Biking, especially on an exercise bike, and to some extent on a road bike (especially one with fat, lower-pressure 'mountain bike' tires) is I'm pretty sure a relatively "low-impact" exercise. You can use an exercise bike, at least, sitting upright with your arms free; or lean forward, but mostly use your back to hold you up, instead of putting all your weight on your arms/hands. An hour of it can can be boring: but people listen to music, watch TV, or read a book while they're doing it. I bought a new bike 10 days ago (a real one), and have been practicing for a new 18km-each-way commute. :)

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Dextra — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:33:34 -0800

I cut my hair. My friends threatened me with bodily harm until I proved I didn't hack it ALL off.

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Will Ellwood — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:38:16 -0800

@Dextra - Ah, it must be the season. I'm getting my hair cut in a few days. It'll be just a bit longer than yours after having about 20cm off.

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alexwilson — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 17:37:17 -0800

@Fan That's good advice. Thanks. Yeah, if I would have known at any point that this was something that would last longer than (another) month, then I would have made a purchase like that. I did a trial membership at a fitness club, but the half hour driving time each day I felt was better spent extending a walk or hike.

Thanks for the well wishes, all. I should add that the surgery and photo were a few weeks ago. I like to think I know better than to get on fora while on painkillers. No reason at this point to think that it won't be all fine.

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celan — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 18:44:39 -0800

Took my friend's Jag out for a spin.

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dorkmuffin — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 19:00:19 -0800

Hair is super curly right now. I am pleased.

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odarable — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 19:44:08 -0800

@thewaltonsare, @bankara: thanks!

Jeff Owens: You's hotstuffs.

Actually Warren himself looks quite nice too. As he did post a photo to the SPIT and has hisself said it's perfectly okay to be sleazy to the manthings (or did I imagine that) I think I'm allowed to give my compliments to the last photo. I think it's the beard. Now there's one guy who won't go kill his beard like half the rest of you stupidy stupid stupids.

@Caroline: You're so cute ! and sort of ginger in thsat photo. I'm a wannabe!

Heres picture form before I went out and had delicious beers

YELLOW!

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Le Dude — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 20:25:52 -0800

Odaelisabeth: Some of us were not meant to have beards. To wit:

That's after ... what, almost two weeks? ... of not shaving. I finally put it out of its misery, but I kept the sideburns, as usual. Hope the beers were good.

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dorkmuffin — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 20:52:30 -0800

@Oda, I'm fake ginger—and not even a very good one. It does, however, make everyone assume I'm Irish. That and my enormous head.

Also you look like the 90s but in a very very good way. Very good way.

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Andre Navarro — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 21:40:49 -0800

Sorry, Oda, I had to temporarily kill my beard to go meet a friend I hadn't seen in years and who has some kind of beardphobia or something.

Also your pictures continue to make me dizzy from the cuteness. Lovely haircut.

Dorkmuffin, your hair looks awesome too. Let it grow another five feet and it'll be as long as Ginja's, who's presumably tying his between a pair of trees and using it as a hammock at this point.

By the way, Whitechapel, who's awesome?

I've been wanting to take a pic like this for a while. I think there might be something wrong with me.

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Lazarus99 — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:19:08 -0800

@alexwilson

That explains a lot. So, If I have mild occasional pain in my right elbow and my 4th and 5th fingers on my right hand keep going to sleep, I should get it checked out, yes? Will a GP do?

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trini_naenae — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 23:49:14 -0800

@Lazarus99: Yes. Also: if you don't already, sleep with your arms straight and try not bend your arms and then put pressure/weight on your elbows. I'm really weird in that I'm right handed but I write as if I'm left handed (which I'm trying to practice not doing). This also puts strain on the ulnar nerve.

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Jeff Owens — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:51:57 -0800

@Oda - Why thank ya, darlin'. You're not too bad yourself!

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Alastair — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:46:33 -0800

Alastair Crowe 'proud' beard owner

edited to spell my own damn name right

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alexwilson — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:02:31 -0800

@Lazarus99
What trini_naenae said. The other two places for ulnar entrapment are the wrist and shoulder. Since you have symptoms in the elbow, I would guess you could rule out the wrist.

GP or orthopedist. My GP always takes a "let's wait and see" approach, but by the time I go in I've already waited and seen long enough. YMMV.

I bought some knee pads and wore them backwards on my elbows to train myself to sleep with my arms straighter, which solved my symptoms for a while. When they came back I stopped exercising and went to a physical therapist for a few months thinking there was a problem with my running form. The stretches and furlough seemed to solve my symptoms for the first few weeks. Knowing what I know now, I probably would have gone straight to an orthopedic doctor (who didn't recommend surgery right away; he had me stop exercising completely for yet another six weeks), but I probably still would've tried working with a PT before consenting to the surgery. I don't know whether I could have avoided the surgery, but I definitely would have had fewer months of furlough. YMMV.

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Kieran — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 04:22:11 -0800

A moody SPIT to this month ...

You may see that I'm also a "proud" beard owner ...

Rest o' my stuff at Les Fonds du Tiroir ...

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swampyankee — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:34:40 -0800

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Bankara — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 07:51:30 -0800

This thread is well on its way to being "the beards and gingers SPIT" All we need now is a ginger beard! Oh, that one above will do nicely. Thanks @Swampyankee. Win.

@Alexwilson, I am now too terrified to ever sleep again, I am going to have to ask people to tie my arms to my sides before bed now. Hope your recovery from a-condition-i-did-not-know-existed-and-i-can-now-live-in-bed-shitting-horror-of goes well!

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alexwilson — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 10:27:19 -0800

@Bankara, I'm no doctor or anything, but I took a look at your profile pic and you might want to get that stayingawakeitis looked at ASAP.

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Steve — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 10:42:26 -0800

I bought one of those apps that makes your pictures look crappy.

(used Vignette for android)

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draxxx — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 10:58:50 -0800

No damn good from any damn angle so why do I try, why god why... (3/7/11)

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alexwilson — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:09:54 -0800

If it's any consolation, draxxx, I think most people feel that way. About ourselves, not about you.

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draxxx — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 11:22:08 -0800

@alexwilson: Thanks, man. I know. But it didn't help that I (stupidly) uploaded the picture to my tumblr and some (anonymous) dope wrote WHOA YOU'RE OLD.

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Bankara — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:05:27 -0800

@alexwilson, hahaha thanks, man! I don't really sleep much anyway so it is no great loss but buying new bedsheets all the time from the aforementioned shit-inducing-night-terrors is getting costly.

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burntcopper — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:38:25 -0800

@destra - mine went september-ish. Hairdresser going 'I'm sure you used to have longer hair' when I went in for a trim last month.'
Me: 'Yeah, i did. He-' :points at hairdresser opposite: 'Cut it all off. he said the split ends were a crime against nature.'

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tmcd02 — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:02:07 -0800

Trying to look serious, or, something.

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Dead Doug — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:07:56 -0800

THis is the best I have ever looked... with or without makeup!

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JReynold — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 13:35:54 -0800

This is what it looks like when I am staring at my webcam at work.

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Comicbookbunny — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 15:20:49 -0800

om nom nom. Trying to keep up with these things

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Todo Del Sur — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:01:03 -0800

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Chris Blakeley — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:10:12 -0800

I've been doing a lot of studio work lately and I figured it would be good to put myself through the process, as it were. So I grabbed my gear, went into my parking garage and played for about an hour...

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alexwilson — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 04:18:05 -0800

@draxxx: Well, I'm sure the one thing anonymous internet trolls have in common is their beautiful, perfect skin. But I think any of us who are over 25 and not a celebrity are invisible to a large portion of today's youth. Usually we have to offer them candy from unmarked vans before they notice us enough to call us old.

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brittanica — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 05:45:56 -0800

@alexwilson Oh, god. I have had bouts of numb ring/pinky finger stuff off and on since the beginning of the year. It's even bothering me right now (though it might be as likely to be psychosomatic at the moment, what w/ the panic setting in after reading your account). I'll have to try the kneepads idea until I can get to the doctor again. Very true about the "wait and see" approach GPs have, by the way.

The faraway look in this is because I can't see shit w/out the glasses.

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lexmachine — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 07:21:09 -0800

@Dead Doug That's awesome.
@Chris Blakeley Nicely lit!

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D- — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 13:52:03 -0800

>_<

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odarable — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 16:37:43 -0800

Mmmm beards. <3 Bring 'em on!

This week and the next, I'm a rigger/light tech/whatever is needed on an alternative version of Othello. We've completely re-arranged the room, laid softer floor (the room is a concrete blackbox), built a huge truss grid and kind of stolen most of the lamps the house has got to offer. Which means the people doing light on concerts in other rooms the next two weeks are going to want to kill us.

So, my day since Sunday and until Friday: work at 1pm, done at 11ish, have three beers and get pretty drunk from them. Saturday: Premiere and afterparty. Will be drunk. All of next week: work during show, have three beers, get drunk.

I just had three beers and I'm totally there.

Last night I left early and went to sleep at 9pm and slept for 17 hours without waking up, and I had this dream where I went to boarding school at a boy scout camp and it was after the apocalypse and I had to sell all my suitcases (i had a lot) to have enough money to pay Warren Ellis to sleep with me.

Sometimes I suspect my brain has me taking drugs while I'm asleep.

EDIT LOOKSIE THE TOAD IS WATCHING YOU. YOU!

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Kunzelman — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 17:29:02 -0800

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chainsaw.serenade — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 18:53:44 -0800

Should finally have a camera again in the next week or so. Then you will all hate how much you see my face.

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Valente — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:41:45 -0800

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texture — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:51:21 -0800

Chillin'

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Fauxhammer — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:57:38 -0800

Goddamn, that's a big cat. What do you feed it, Christians?

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Yoav — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:00:45 -0800

Doing a sponsored Abseil off Guy's tower next to the Shard building site. Great views. The London eye is behind my back.

Nice and high. Check the beautiful perspective lines!!!

And a heroic friend of mine who did it as Spiderman who came out looking a bit like Bane:

p.s. You're all beautiful!

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texture — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:04:02 -0800

@Yoav: Terrifying.
@Fauxhammer: He's actually quite dainty, that's just the angle I took it at. But yes I do feed him Christians - really little ones.

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Will Ellwood — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 05:16:59 -0800

@Yoav, looks like fun. I'd quite happy do that. Probably without most of the safety gear and illicitly under the cover of night.

I don't wish to alarm any of you but...

Andre's jibes about me using my hair as a hammock will no longer be tolerated.

Because I can't any more.

I tired to take a picture of me holding Manny, but he kicked me and bit me.

I've now renamed him Detritus after all the leaves his hair pick up.

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mybrainhurts — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 09:03:47 -0800

Taken the other week while the girlfriend was visiting. She has now returned to the sunny climes of South Texas and I'm stuck in dreary old England.

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Ampersand — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 10:32:36 -0800

Me and my two men - Ian and Jack (Ian is the person, and Jack is the horse). Not exactly a "self" portrait, but I like it - Jack was licking my neck.

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lexmachine — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 12:22:09 -0800

Coming back from a day-job interview that I don't think went very well. Onto the next.

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 13:02:35 -0800

Studying for my comps, have been busy, haven't been here for a while . . . sorry

On the upside . . . have managed to drop 44 lbs since June :)
Hoping to hit that ever elusive 50 lb mark after I'm done cramming so much damn information into my brain that I feel like I'm going to combust.

Trying to learn by osmosis

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chiaslut — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:16:53 -0800

@thewaltonsare - Do not be tempted by any ideas that actually hitting your head with the materials will make it "go in" any easier. This is not the case. In fact, I think I might have forgotten some vital information with that method.

I've had a really rough few weeks, work-wise. The usual stuff. Underpaid. Overworked. Overwhelmed.

2by2 me

Coming here and looking at all you lovely people does take the edge off though.

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256 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:23:37 -0800

I swore to myself I wouldn't comment in this thread because I'm too drunk to make sense BUT:

@Valente: That photo gives me a total Orson Welles vibe and that is awesome.
@Yoav: HOLY CHRIST. That is all.
@Ginja - Shave it off, shave it all off! (That's what I did after the first time I grew my hair long - it's a real trip, but it's worth it).

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:37:46 -0800

@Yoav-I have great respect for you man, I'm terrified of heights!

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Will Ellwood — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 16:51:36 -0800

@256 - No! Really, no. My hair's short on my drivers licence because the original photograph was taken when I was 17, before I had long hair, and I look like I'm about to stab someone with the sharp end of a broken bottle.

Also Oda would kill me.

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Zoetica — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 19:44:16 -0800

Turpentine lungs.

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shannon.gilly.3 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 23:00:43 -0800

@lexmachine day jobs are overrated anyway. Something good will come up.

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Lazarus99 — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:07:03 -0800

@Ginja

I look like I'm about to stab someone with the sharp end of a broken bottle.

You say that like it's a bad thing...not actually doing it, just looking like you're going to...

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CinnamonAndSpite — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 01:09:10 -0800

@thewaltonsare Woot! Welcome back!

It was rainy and lovely today

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Soviet Rocket No. 9 — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 08:14:39 -0800

Tried to do the whole "Kubrick" thing. Instead experimented and got this. I rather like it, what do you all think?

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sand — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 14:01:39 -0800

Lurking right along...

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edward — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 14:34:13 -0800

...and so with ever increasing internoodling... Well. Obviously it is another round of pictures!

(Alberto, Che's companion in 'The Motorcycle Diaries' passed this past month so I thought the picture was appropriate...)

Also for your viewing pleasure, the mutant healing factor of Edward continues to fix the damage done to my face by that horrible table... what was it doing there in the first place... I have no idea.

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oldhat — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 15:09:13 -0800

Yikes, Edward!

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sebfowler — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 16:40:57 -0800

@Edward, I hope you smashed that table to pieces and used it for kindling.
Also, @sand & @Edward - Nice 'burns!

I went to grab some stuff off my camera and discovered these ones from a few weeks ago. Messing around with slow shutter speeds for motion blur (non-photoshopped).

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odarable — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 18:47:41 -0800

@sand: you look terribly norwegian.
@Ginja: Damn straight I would.
@sleestak: You look a bit like a really tired puppy, just before it curls up and falls to sleep. The super girly part of my personality went "Aaawwww."
@thewaltonsare: Ohai looking good!

Even HENNA won't stay in my hair! Argh. Also I' drunk again, condequence of being in music industry. Drunk weekdays. Is the Shit.But pic is from eariel this day when i was sober as... as egg.

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Ampersand — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 19:56:06 -0800

@Sebfowler - I definitely read "nices bums"... I admit to scrolling back up and wondering where the boy bums were. >.<
@Edward - Impressive shiner

That confounded gnome!

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Fishelle — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:22:23 -0800

Cold, windblown, not wearing enough make-up, in terrible need of a haircut, and the happiest I've been in months. I love this picture, even if it is a snapshot done with my own arm and a cellphone camera.
I want to go back to New York. Forever.

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Zoetica — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:02:59 -0800

I would like to make Lazy Thursdays a tradition.

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oddbill — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 22:45:42 -0800

If I ever learn to play this...

look how cool I'll be.

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smileyfish — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 04:05:57 -0800

@ Oddbill: phoar, smokin cool. My irony circuits are overloading as I type...

;-)

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joanneleah — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 10:29:03 -0800

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allana — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 11:20:48 -0800

Edward! nice friggin' shiner!

haven't been doing much picture-takin' lately. but i did find some amazing pornaroids a few weeks ago:

(i thought about blurring the dirty bit out, but it's already almost-unrecognizable.)

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dorkmuffin — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 15:57:18 -0800

Can't really follow a pornaroid, but uh, here's a change of pace:

This is now what I look like when I use the computer.

I have vague carpal tunnel/cubital tunnel symptoms and wear a wrist brace and an elbow support while typing. I'll likely get something fancier when I ask a doctor what they recommend, but uh, until then I look really silly.

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Paul Sizer — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 17:58:50 -0800

Caroline: Ask your doctor to recommend an ACCUPRESSURE/Deep Muscle Massage specialist. I was on the verge of carpal tunnel years ago, and someone who knew where the REAL muscle problem was stemming from solved it within a month. Best money I've ever spent, because it fixed the root of the problem, not just the carpal.

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oldhat — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 18:11:47 -0800

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Argos — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 18:15:38 -0800

@dorkmuffin & @paulsizer seconded. My mother had some problems with one of her finger joints, got cortisone shots, which never really worked, tried accupuncture, and she said that all the pain and finger locking is now gone. You'll have to go back for a number of sessions, but it works.

Anyway, I finished my first crocheted scarf today. Woo! Now working on a bear hat for the baby my friend will be popping next week. You only get a lower face self-portrait today.

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Rachæl Tyrell — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 20:02:55 -0800

I am slowly catching up with life. New sig pic from photo of weeks ago:

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Stoto — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:28:51 -0800

I just did a wee over your house.

@Rachæl Tyrell Awesome picture!

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smileyfish — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:34:55 -0800

@ oldhat, I love the way you use natural light.

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StefanJ — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 21:34:59 -0800

Visiting Seattle for a convention. Didn't have a lot of time for general sightseeing, so I rode on the monorail and went to the Space Needle:

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smileyfish — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:11:54 -0800

I don't know how much of a self portrait it is when all you see of me is my hand, but hey... I went blackberrying this afternoon. =o)

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CaratheWalton — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 05:18:18 -0800

@dorkmuffin-I had some Carpel Tunnel symptoms a few years ago and my doctor told me I had a B vitamin deficiency. Once I started taking B Vitamins it went away. When you go to the doctor be sure to ask about that, hopefully, it'll be something simple like that.

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warrenellis — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 05:28:27 -0800

@joanneleah that is gorgeous.

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trini_naenae — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 07:30:37 -0800

@Rachael: Beautiful.

@smileyfish: Blackberries! Are you going to make pie or jam or... I'm going to have to wait quite a few more months before I have a chance at blackberries myself.

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icelandbob — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 04:07:52 -0700

@joanneleah and Rachæl - Those are lovely pictures

Time to bring things back to earth with some horrible fleshiness. Although not a SP, Sigga took this picture yesterday after i had a night out on friday "blowing off steam". Apparently this was the result of having fallen "comically" down a flight of stairs at my local bar.

I think on an aesthetic level, the deep purple hue complements my porcelain flabbiness rather nicely...

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Alastair — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 04:51:35 -0700

i like your sheets

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icelandbob — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 04:53:42 -0700

cheers! they came from Ikea...

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kperkins — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 06:23:44 -0700

Nothing like a little raw ass to start the day.
That looks like it hurt.

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icelandbob — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 06:44:36 -0700

it only hurts when i sit down.

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kperkins — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 07:55:00 -0700

Well don't do that then. < flicks cigar ash >

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Clarkthehomonculus — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 09:20:24 -0700

Introducing...Mini-me...no, it's just my eldest son, Logan, making his Whitechapel debut...

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chainsaw.serenade — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 14:00:26 -0700

Everything about that shot is awesome, Cap'n. Cheers.

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chainsaw.serenade — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 14:01:32 -0700

Apologies in advance for SP spam when I get to Florida later this month and meet my new sister. I imagine I shall be quite thrilled and picture happy.

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oldhat — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 16:25:56 -0700

On set.

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oddbill — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 17:28:56 -0700

@oldhat - your pictures on that set are some of the best of your work I've seen! It looks like you are having a blast.

(a dim attempt at a Zo-style splitstack, with more love to Chris G's awesome shirt.)

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Jeff Owens — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 17:45:42 -0700

Bob's ass!

Also, everyone is beautiful.

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oldhat — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 17:53:01 -0700

@oddbill thanks so much! I really am having a blast with it all...wasn't too fond of today's results, but I have about two months of shoots, so I'm looking forward to it!

WOOOOOO ICELANDBOB BUM!

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Greasemonkey — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 18:36:51 -0700

My leg looked like that after I fell down the stairs last time I was out drinking with Oldhat and Lucien. Wish I'd thought to take a picture.

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KSullivanLingle — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 19:48:26 -0700

This was taken last night at the after party of Erin Go Brawl (roller derby battle in preparation of the St. Patrick's festivities). One of my associates over at Fuck Yeah Lady Writers told me there's another one of me with a red cowboy hat and a three foot tall red dragon floating around the intertubes somewhere. It must keep changing locations to stay ahead of me as I've yet to find it.

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trai — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 03:47:07 -0700

Coffee!

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MaC — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 09:50:50 -0700

@Dorkmuffin

The way the light is bouncing off your arm brace makes it look like you are pout-ily laser beaming someone to death with a wrist beam of blue death.

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Rachæl Tyrell — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 12:11:34 -0700

I take a lot of photographs. crappy photographs. self portraits. ones that aren't for art's sake, but rather, for posterity. I also take a lot of random naked photographs, again, not for art, but so I can see a more arbitrary perspective on what my body actually looks like (and nobody will ever see my attempts to find out what my heinie looks like, and the sad square results). So, I had my crappy little point-n-shoot, and I was looking at the photographs I'd taken in the past few days, amused by the Black Lodge like bar-bathroom shots I'd taken, which were most recent. And then, as this was the last image on the camera, it jumped back to the beginning. Naked picture. Almost the exact same angle, same perspective. Totally unplanned. And I kept flipping between the two on my camera, last-first, last-first, last-first, which amused me to no fucking end. Which means, of course, that I needed to share it with you guys.

These images have not been altered in any way aside from gif'd together.

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BradyDale — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:36:20 -0700

On it.
It's me. In Paris.

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icelandbob — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 13:42:11 -0700

Dammit Rachæl, that's the photo equivalent of seeing the brief flash of a rabbit's white tail!

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SteadyUP — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:33:35 -0700

@Rachæl - only you could pull off such a classy and dignified way of essentially flashing us.

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joshbales — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 17:59:18 -0700

The girlfriend and her friend were dyeing their hair the other day, and when they were finished there happened to be a little black hair-dye left. Not quite sober, I heartily agreed when they offered to dye mine.

The results:

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Alan Tyson — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 18:11:59 -0700

@Captain Lou: Like father, like son! Though you may want to wait a while on getting him a matching chin piercing!

@Rachæl Tyrell: Way to make me spit-take all over my keyboard. Thanks a lot.

(But really, seriously. Thanks.)

@joshbales: That don't look half-bad, actually! Can we get a before-and-after shot?

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DavidLejeune — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:20:34 -0700

Best thing about daylight savings is I can finally take a bike ride after work again. Bike ride sweat+my sorry excuse for beard is not a great combination, however.

@BradyDale: Thrusting aloft the Baguette of Justice?

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Ampersand — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:39:27 -0700

@BradyDale - I really enjoy that picture.
@joshbales - It looks like it turned out nicely. I just hope you got to scrubbing that dye off your skin soon enough...

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Alastair — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 11:39:29 -0700

the drummer in my new band is a photographer...

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texture — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:26:41 -0700

Haven't been back on this thread in a while, may I just say to Miss Oldhat that you are looking particularly lovely in your last two self portraits.

:D

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CaratheWalton — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 13:56:37 -0700

@alastair-I like the selective color on that.

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Alastair — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:05:26 -0700

@thewaltonsare, yeah he's red/green/brown colour blind so he uses the selective blue a lot. i think it works quite well

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oldhat — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:32:43 -0700

Aww! Why thanks, Bram! I'm really blushing here. Really really.

Also feeling a bit odd because this month I've been feeling absolutely shitty over my appearance.

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texture — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:41:35 -0700

Well you look happy, pretty and awesome. So there! :)

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dorkmuffin — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 17:53:33 -0700

HE TOLD YOU.

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Greasemonkey — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 18:20:31 -0700

I have been out drinking with Oldhat and she is damned fine.

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oldhat — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 18:22:33 -0700

MOVING ALONG...

...thank you.

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Ampersand — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 18:31:42 -0700

@Alastair - your shirt doesn't seem to like me very much...
@Oldhat - Never thought I'd say this, but the man is right - listen to him (says the one who tells the "if a man says something and there's nobody to hear him..." joke)
And this is what I look like after cleaning 2 barns, riding 3 horses, and miscellaneous other farm work:

Scary, isn't it?

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FC — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:14:54 -0700

I've been mucking about trying to find some means of reflecting light upwards with my pop-up flash, since the speedlight I was using decided to kick the bucket. Here i'm using half a foil-wrapped plastic vinegar jug, fitted over and around the flash, with a slight tab stuck in the hotshoe.

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chris g — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 02:07:22 -0700

,,|,,

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Paul Sizer — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 05:54:57 -0700

Nervous, Chris? Worried that I might hunt you down to give you a big man-hug because of how good your Fantastic Four remake was this week...? You should be...

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chris g — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:25:08 -0700

yes =D

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ilauveyou — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:36:37 -0700

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Alastair — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:59:31 -0700

@Ampersand HA! blame ellis

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Argos — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:08:53 -0700

I love it when my cheeks/chin area breaks out.
What I non-ironically love is that my mohawk, which has been long enough to tie back for a while now, has gotten long enough the it doesn't look silly being tied up. And my sideburn ding-a-lings are getting long again :D

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Lea Hernandez — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:46:21 -0700

There you go. With Batman t-shirt. Taken with iPhone 3Gs, messed with in PictureShow, uploaded with Flickit Pro.

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Ampersand — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:50:36 -0700

@Alastair - but you wouldn't actually do it.... would you? *now carries her knife with her everywhere*

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Straiit — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 14:19:37 -0700

Here you go, me and my daughter, Elsie.

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Alastair — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 17:09:45 -0700

@ampersand... of course not.... *hides knife*

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Jeff Owens — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 01:05:36 -0700

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smileyfish — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 02:26:24 -0700

More webcam dodginess: me at work today, kicking arse, and at home tonight, chilling out...

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kperkins — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 05:49:02 -0700

It's St. Patricks Day. So this:

and on the playlist for the day: The Cranberries, Thin Lizzy, Dropkick Murphys, The Pogues, Flogging Molly, Everlast, Gang Green, and House of Pain

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oldhat — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 06:37:36 -0700

@Smileyfish I am in love with your Totoro shit! You're looking awesome!

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oldhat — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:26:11 -0700

I may or may not have tiny bits of the Chocolate Guinness Cake I made on my face.

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DavidLejeune — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 02:12:04 -0700

@oldhat: You do not. At least, as far as I can tell...

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dorkmuffin — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 03:08:31 -0700

Only a teeeeeeeny tiny amount around the lips. You look so very pleased with yourself though, which definitely betrays the fact that chocolate Guinness baked goods were to be had.

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oldhat — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 06:40:14 -0700

God, it was so good. I think this pic was taken around the time I went wild on the batter. "I better have a sample taste just to see that there are no concentrated bits of cocoa or sour cream....that one didn't count better try again. One more time. Third time is ALWAYS more conclusive than the second..." and so on.

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Andre Navarro — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 09:03:04 -0700

Not a lot of chocolate but you do have cute all over your face.

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chainsaw.serenade — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 14:23:18 -0700

Something is broken in there.

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chainsaw.serenade — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 15:25:28 -0700

It should be noted that a friend on facebook just said this picture looked like a forty year old lesbian librarian.

I hate my friends.

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JP Carpenter — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 15:54:10 -0700

An old one from about 10 years ago. Flatmate had moved out and taken literally all the furniture except for my futon. Was a pretty damn miserable month...

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chris g — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 20:02:35 -0700

Jack White!

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DavidLejeune — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 23:25:25 -0700

Unexpected benefit of the camera being as high-res as it is...

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William Joseph Dunn — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 13:28:53 -0700

taken in an old convent in Antigua, Guatemala. sweltering heat there, hence the slight sullen expression.

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Alastair — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 13:42:42 -0700

an actual self portrait

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Henchbot — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 08:22:40 -0700

Ahoy Mates!
Not a self but I figgered I'd show me mug a'fore tha month goes dry.

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Zoetica — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:29:12 -0700

Exploring The Zone in Denver, in the days before my father's funeral. More photos from this gorgeous place, here.

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Fauxhammer — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 10:46:40 -0700

@zoetica My condolences.

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Bankara — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 08:22:58 -0700

Been a little out of touch recently and neglecting these here threads as I edit two years worth of photographs in advance of updating my website. Found this one in the stacks and thought i would share it since I haven't had the time to shoot a proper self-portrait recently.

Et Voilá, moi sur La Seine dans Paris avec pain et vin rosé. Ahhhh, Je me souviens bien comment j'ai été heureux dans la ville des lumières...

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Will Ellwood — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 09:10:10 -0700

My feet and a long cat. One day I'm going to lose a foot.

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:29:09 -0700

I came, I saw, I read A LOT!

Preparing for comps, I thought it would be interesting to stack up the books that I've read over the past four years, I still have more at school, but that was all I could stack and not have it fall over.

Comp is next Wednesday . . . . God, I hope I pass.

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Jeff Owens — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:04:45 -0700

Greetings from the Wind Cave in Mesa, AZ, 800-some feet up and a thirty minute drive from my house. Anyone who says they hate Arizona hasn't lived here, or has lived here too long.

Nature > Politics

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chiaslut — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:18:10 -0700

@thewaltonsare - The very best of luck to you, although I suspect you won't need it.

I've never had this much hair growing out of my face before. It's also got an unsettling amount of gray in it.

The Old. It has me in it's grasp.

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Ampersand — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:15:02 -0700

@ sleestak the (not so) old looks good on you. Very nice picture.

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oldhat — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 20:35:45 -0700

I got a package from the person my ex cheated on me with when we dated. It contained a book which I had a passing interest in YEARS ago (The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao) and a letter, explaining why I'm getting the book and saying that they and my ex broke up (information I knew since January, when my ex e-mailed me).

Needless to say, I'm pretty baffled, a bit pissed of having been reminded of a painful time and in DESPERATE need of a house call from Dr. Rum or Nurse Beer.

What makes it all worse is that in my closet is five gallons of bottled home brew stout that ISN'T FINISHED FERMENTING IN THE BOTTLE. It's painful to look at it at times like these.

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Greasemonkey — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 21:56:56 -0700

Oldhat: grab the other Toronto Whitechapelers and we'll go hit up some bars.

Although I'm absolutely not joining in anyone else's bar tab this time.

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odarable — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 23:20:10 -0700

@oldhat: Jikes. What is she, 14? For real?

@sleestak: Heh. Stat is so your standard pose. Beard is coming along nicely!

--

I just put new henna in my hair, as it's disappearing quickly and I had some blonde roots showing. (Anyone know a good shampoo/conditioner to keep the red and the shine?)

I was SO sexy for four hours:

Our smaller bathroom was pretty sexy too:

And the photoshop-whoring out the result:

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CaratheWalton — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 02:37:49 -0700

@ Oda-The red looks really good on you.

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texture — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 07:57:08 -0700

I am:

You are:

Beautiful at all times.

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alexwilson — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 08:29:46 -0700

@sleestak For an acting role in January, a director originally wanted me to have a beard with a shaved head, but had trouble finding a reference photo he liked (and figuring out how/where the beard would fade into the flesh at the top of the sideburns). We ended up going with a different look, but I think your photo is exactly what we were looking for.

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William Joseph Dunn — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:44:11 -0700

in Tikal. still not used to the heat.

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chronicluscious — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:11:32 -0700

Fuckin' rough day at work today.

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oldhat — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 09:42:46 -0700

@Grease now that I've learned that I can outdrink you all (with beer at least), I can probably pace myself a bit better and know when something is a bad idea. :P
@Oda My guess? A reconciliation thing. In the reply that I wrote (but will not send, I think) I wrote "Why the consideration to tell me? From either of you? You both didn't give two shits about me when I was being played a fool". But yeah, anyways. blah.

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Greasemonkey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 10:29:46 -0700

Hey, the best thing about being two hundred and forty-five pounds is that none of you lightweights can outdrink me!

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allana — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:12:39 -0700

i got bored and close-cropped a small portion on the side of my head (which i have fluffed up unattractively here for your convenience):

i love it; the section's about palm-sized, just big enough for me to seek out with my fingers, but not big enough for anyone to notice. it'll keep me amused, anyways, til i get up the guts to dye my hair silver.

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allana — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:15:03 -0700

also, @oldhat, i really want to read that letter. is that creepy? i don't want to make a reality show of your life, but i am baffled by what a person might possibly have to say in a situation like that.

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oldhat — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 12:53:31 -0700

@grease said the person who fell on his way home. :P

@allana It's actually a pretty uninteresting letter. Sentences that contain things like "...non-materialistic/letting-things-out-into-the-world phase" and "...not telling you would feel like withholding information" were thrown about. All of which made me roll my eyes and wonder why the hell I was getting it.

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Greasemonkey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 15:41:19 -0700

No, I fell on those damned steep stairs down to the bathroom at that last bar. Had to stop drinking because I was out of money!

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joanneleah — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:18:39 -0700

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Alastair — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:36:20 -0700

whoa....

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lucien — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 19:28:14 -0700

@ oldhat and greasemonkey

that sounds suspiciously like a challenge, the outdrinking thing, that is....

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oldhat — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 21:17:23 -0700

@lucien hahahahahahaha NO. Not a challenge. Those days are behind me.

...but I can outdrink the hell out of him.

Anyways, speaking of drinking, I was at a hockey game tonight. Work-related, I assure you. I ended up buying a $9.50 beer because spending that horrible amount of money on slightly malted urine would have provided more dignity than the nearly $5 it would cost for a bottle of fucking water.

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Greasemonkey — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 22:16:04 -0700

We should be able to do a drink-up at my place soon. I just need to buy a couch and dining chairs, then build and paint a dining table and coffee table.

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texture — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 18:28:26 -0700

@joanneleah: amazing self-portrait, love it.

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Andre Navarro — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:10:13 -0700

My hair was looking like shit most of the time.

My problem-solving tendencies are a bit extreme, yes.

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oldhat — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:16:41 -0700

Andre, you just got ten million times sexier in my eyes.

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Stoto — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:44:21 -0700

@Andre

AWESOME

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Stoto — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:44:33 -0700

TO THE MAX

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Alan Tyson — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 19:55:46 -0700

@Andre:

Isn't it LIBERATING?

Now get yourself an all-white suit and a fedora to match. Also, a hand mirror - trust me that bit right between the two muscle in the back of your neck is a bitch to shave unless you can see what you're doing.

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Fauxhammer — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:03:51 -0700

@Andre: Looks gooood on ya!

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Paul Sizer — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:09:56 -0700

Join the club of the "OH THANK CHRIST MY HEAD DOESN'T HAVE ANY HORRID DENTS IN IT THAT I DISCOVER AFTER I'VE SHAVED IT" humans. Now you can save hundreds in hair care products and give yourself a haircut with a razor in the shower, just like me! Well, not JUST like me...

And Robin; is that a naked toast to Andre? Cheeky girl!

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dorkmuffin — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:12:24 -0700

@Andre, I think I speak for us all when I say MRRRRRRRRROWR.

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dorkmuffin — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:31:37 -0700

@Sizer, THANKS FOR CALLING ATTENTION TO IT. My computer hadn't loaded it and now it's GONE.

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oldhat — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:56:16 -0700

*dashes away in to the shadows in a puff of self-conscious smoke*

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Alastair — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 03:20:42 -0700

damn you sizer! also andre you look good if somewhat intimidating

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Greasemonkey — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 08:58:22 -0700

I'm surprised more people don't shave their hair off. The time saving alone is worth it, not having to comb and style unruly locks. Although it can be a bit cold in the winter unless you constantly wear a woolly hat.

Also I wish I were as handsome as Andre - my wife thinks he's a dish.

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Fauxhammer — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 09:13:57 -0700

I miss shaving my head.

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Andre Navarro — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 09:28:22 -0700

Oldhat, Dorkmuffin, Stoto, Fauxhammer, Greasemonkey - *blushes until a third of my blood is now on my cheeks* Thanks...!

Alan Tyson - Indeed it is, although it also gives you the very strong feeling of being naked, which is gradually fading away.

Paul Sizer - Man, that is EXACTLY what I thought when I was done shaving. That and "oh fuck that goddamn lock of hair WON'T GO AWAY", followed by frantic shaving.

Alastair - Thanks. When I finished shaving, I looked in the mirror and thought, "Well, at least now that I look marginally less friendly, freshmen and other people will stop coming up to me on the street with plastic cups badgering me for money". When I left the apartment, I was assaulted by one of the most insistent beggars I've ever met. I need to start walking with a gun or something.

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odarable — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 09:38:02 -0700

@Andre: It looks good. I hate the skinned look and think most people look horrible with it, and i totally preferred your wavy hair, but you actually manage to pull this off! Though you look a bit like a gangster. Please add lots of gang tattoos and a wifebeater.

Double post from the Saturday night thread:

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Paul Sizer — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 09:47:31 -0700

*GULP* Sorry all, but in Robin's defense, it was a very discreet, respectful toast pic; nothing trashy and very sweet, actually. Nothing for her to be self conscious or timid about. : )

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Andre Navarro — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 10:01:35 -0700

Oda - Thank you! Trust me, I prefer the hair as well, but it's been so utterly terrible recently, I needed a sudden change. It'll grow back. Hopefully. Also, you look absolutely stunning. Lovely hair.

Oldhat and Paul - Aw, Robin, don't be shy! I agree with Paul, it was a really nice pic (and I know it wasn't a naked toast to me).

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Dextra — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 18:17:46 -0700

Oh hi. I've been dragged away from the internets due to work and other such things lately. I worked 25 of the last 48 hours and woke up today with a loss of direction because I didn't have to be anywhere. So I grabbed some people and went to see Sucker Punch instead.

Edited to add: Wait, Oda's hair is redder than mine. This must be corrected. ;)

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Alan Tyson — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 18:24:29 -0700

@Oda and Dextra: It's no competition, ladies. You're both absolutely lovely.

I'll personally crotch-punch anyone who says otherwise.

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Greasemonkey — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 20:07:08 -0700

I only read this thread to see all the pictures of beautiful women.

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Henchbot — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 20:30:39 -0700

Tis I, in all my mountainous glory.

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odarable — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 02:12:19 -0700

^--- I'd so tap that.

@Dextra: Fresh henna will do that. Give it two weeks and I'll be faded as an old photograph. :)

I took an all nice and decent photo for my mum to have in her office, as her latest pic of me is from when I was 14...

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Labyrinthine — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:23:08 -0700

You know Andre, I was trying to work out why the bald pic was unsettling me and I realised your stubble looks unnervingly, in that light, like a robotic steel skull-frame on which the skin grafts haven't full taken in the back. I want to peel your face off like a bandaid.

Speaking of unsettling, I had some photos taken at the Sydney Zombie March over the weekend.

(y'all can check the rest of 'em out too if you like, I for one cackled with glee at the minecraft zombie and was greatly impressed by the dedication of the man gnawing on his own prosthetic foot)

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CaratheWalton — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:15:07 -0700

Playing with the retro camera app for my phone

Here's one I took of my daughter at lunch today

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Henchbot — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:25:16 -0700

pleased to be worthy.

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remotepush — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 12:58:04 -0700

london hotel room, when i was down earlier in the month

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Lazarus99 — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:34:21 -0700

@Labyrinthine
Aw shit...I missed it again?!

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lucien — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:38:36 -0700

oldhat dreams about outdrinking me but, as i have no SPs to add, i'll shut up now.

also @greasemonkey, keep us posted, i likes drinking with y'all.

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oldhat — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:58:24 -0700

Lucien, I may not be able to outdrink you, but I can at least look more sober than you. We were about equal that night and I was still getting served drinks. :P

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Greasemonkey — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 13:59:55 -0700

I remember you bragging about getting served because you had tits and Lucien didn't.

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lucien — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 14:16:31 -0700

hehehheh, i'll buy the tits argument. i've been thrown out of bars in toronto dead sober because some people think i look scary, the booze sometimes magnifies this effect, but i can operate pretty drunk, if that actually means anything, even though, i have, no idea, how to use, commas,, .

edited to attempt to explain how i managed to get kicked out of bars while dead sober, but i figure it's probably uninteresting and would take too long. going back to my original strategy of shutting up now since i have no photies to share.

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Labyrinthine — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 01:17:52 -0700

@Lazarus99 there's another in october!

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brittanica — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:32:51 -0700

Finally got the nerve up to get a tattoo. I've lost 10% of my body weight in 13 weeks, figured I'd earned a little protection.
(goddamn it this stings like a son-of-a-bitch how do you inked folk do it?!)

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Greasemonkey — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 19:36:28 -0700

Put some Bepanthen cream on it. Very soothing.

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trini_naenae — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 21:22:01 -0700

From when I made the fruit base for the black cake I'm making for my birthday.

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eightser — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:53:15 -0700

@ brittanica
The tattoo looks fantastic, you are sure to be a frontrunner in Warren Ellis's Hardcore Geek Squad of Doom, Rape and Pillage or whatever he would name his cult fandom.

@ trini
Lovely photo as always, I wonder what could have caught the cat's attention ?

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Labyrinthine — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 06:03:01 -0700

Aw, kitty and fruit products :3 I approve.

@brittanica the pain will stop very soon, the worst is actually the itching.

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oldhat — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 10:29:01 -0700

@Grease - I DID NO SUCH...oh wait, yeah. I did. *cough* nevermind.

@Britt awesome tattoo!

@Trini I think that is my favorite shot of you.

So, two strong teas and an americano and I'm STILL sort of half in this plane of existence.

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Greasemonkey — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 10:44:08 -0700

Eh, I've yet to go out drinking with women without at least one of them bragging about their bits ;-)

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MikiM — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:26:53 -0700

Time to get a goofy-looking one of me laying in bed in before this thread gets closed up.

This is unemployed Miki:

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 18:26:14 -0700

I took my comprehensive exam for graduate school today. I typed over 10,000 words in about six hours and fifteen minutes. My hands hurt, but I am DONE, DONE!!!!
Now I just go crazy for a week waiting for my grade.

I am dreaming of the possibilities of what to do with my time . . .

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SteadyUP — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 19:34:17 -0700

How's the view down there, Cara?

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CaratheWalton — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:04:30 -0700

The view is great! It'll just be partly cloudy until I get my grade next week :)

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trini_naenae — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 21:35:23 -0700

@eightser: I'm guessing Watson was looking for birds or squirrels.

@Labyrinthine: Aw thanks! The fruit base is two bottles of liquor and a pound each of raisins, prunes and currants. I'm guessing the cake should be quite delish.

@oldhat: Thanks. Is there any particular reason why?

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Jeff Owens — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 23:08:39 -0700

@SteadyUP - I see what you did there.

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CaratheWalton — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 05:57:57 -0700

@SteadyUP-Ah, I see what you finally did there . . . my mind was not in the gutter for once.
The view is nice.

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Henchbot — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 06:49:40 -0700

keeping the extreme close-up alive:

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DavidLejeune — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:25:41 -0700

Moving day tomorrow. I wish somebody would flip Southern California's weather switch back to 'cold.' Or at least 'overcast.'

Good bye March and farewell childhood home.

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Alan Tyson — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:00:03 -0700

Been one of those days.

Good evening, Whitechapel. Alright?

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Jeff Owens — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 01:22:20 -0700

Wait, you can take your mind out of the gutter?

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CaratheWalton — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 05:13:36 -0700

Indeed . . . I work in public education . . . I have to be able to turn off that part of my brain from time to time.

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Fauxhammer — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 02:35:07 -0700

The antithesis of suave.

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texture — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 06:10:57 -0700

Rocking the spot...

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sneak046 — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 11:41:46 -0700

I see @fauxhammer's suave and raise you: