@lucien hahahahahahaha NO. Not a challenge. Those days are behind me.
...but I can outdrink the hell out of him.
Anyways, speaking of drinking, I was at a hockey game tonight. Work-related, I assure you. I ended up buying a $9.50 beer because spending that horrible amount of money on slightly malted urine would have provided more dignity than the nearly $5 it would cost for a bottle of fucking water.
We should be able to do a drink-up at my place soon. I just need to buy a couch and dining chairs, then build and paint a dining table and coffee table.
Now get yourself an all-white suit and a fedora to match. Also, a hand mirror - trust me that bit right between the two muscle in the back of your neck is a bitch to shave unless you can see what you're doing.
Join the club of the "OH THANK CHRIST MY HEAD DOESN'T HAVE ANY HORRID DENTS IN IT THAT I DISCOVER AFTER I'VE SHAVED IT" humans. Now you can save hundreds in hair care products and give yourself a haircut with a razor in the shower, just like me! Well, not JUST like me...
And Robin; is that a naked toast to Andre? Cheeky girl!
I'm surprised more people don't shave their hair off. The time saving alone is worth it, not having to comb and style unruly locks. Although it can be a bit cold in the winter unless you constantly wear a woolly hat.
Also I wish I were as handsome as Andre - my wife thinks he's a dish.