@ lemon laser betty being in the uk i've no idea who that woman is but i absolutely fucking hate her! (apologies to anyone sensitive about swearing but i tried writing it with asterisks and it just didn't accurately convey my feelings)
Women can rejoice - our very last wardrobe malfunction has now been addressed! SmoothGroove is a comfortable, hygienically safe and discreet solution to Camel Toe
Oh god. Just seen the before & after images. Must. Bleach. Eyeballs. (Not posting them, sorry. Do the dirty work yourself)
I just discovered that The Re[z/v]illos' Somebody's Going To Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight was originally the B-side to Fleetwood Mac's Man of the World.
@almond: I believe that textboyfriend.com is gender-neutral? (If you consider "baby" something that can refer to a man, I guess.) The twitter account, if you'd like a sample.