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    • CommentAuthorStefanJ
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2011
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    Roger Ebert getting awfully fucking deep:

    A Quintessence of Dust
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeMar 30th 2011
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    Much as I hate Monopoly, WANT!
    • CommentAuthorKradlum
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    Samsung intentionally shipping new laptops with keylogger spyware preinstalled


    Samsung says thats false.
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    Doctor Venture and friends (including a sporadic Wesley Crusher laying down rhymes) performing a unique rendition of "Friday"

    Love.
    • CommentAuthorOddcult
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    Where's Patrick Troughton?
    • CommentAuthorMrMonk
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    Underneath the console, lower left. A shitty place to put him.
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      CommentAuthorcelan
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    More Etsy WTF-ery:

    “Hannah The Drunken Pianist”
    Cognac is her drink of choice, while silly little love songs are her song of choice. She drinks until the songs become sad, then stops.
    Handmade diorama box with elaborate gold frame with a double strength glass front. Inside is the life of Hannah, a happy little Taxidermy squirrel, used from recycled parts that have been professionally preserved and were not killed for this piece, rather saved from being discarded. She now lives on forever in her beautiful Victorian decorated living room with her prized piano and her cognac. She has a fireplace to keep her warm, and is dressed in a very sweet vintage dress. The walls are covered in beautiful gold and cream wallpaper. There is a light on the gold ceiling that is easily replaceable (comes with an extra bulb).
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    I thought since Stan Lee closed Stan Lee Media, he'd get out of the new franchise business for a while. Why do I say that, you ask?

    Arnold Schwarzenegger teams with Stan Lee on 'The Governator'



    I hope this is just a April Fools Joke...
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    My only consolation is that I didn't vote for him when he was up for election.
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      CommentAuthorbrycemidas
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    Believe.
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    Pop history #4.

    In 1973, The Who were playing their Quadrophenia show at The Cow Palace in San Francisco when Keith Moon collapsed and passed out behind his drum kit. Turned out Moon had been consuming tranquilisers of the type you load into rifle darts and shoot at animals. Pete Townsend asked the audience if there was anyone who could play the drums - "someone good", and 19-year-old Pete Halpin's buddy pushed him up to the front. Halpin played out the final three songs, becoming the guy with the ultimate bull-session story whenever he went drinking with his mates.

    So what if you met Mr T at the mall, or Harlan Ellison told you to fuck off, or Arnold Schwarzenegger once signed your t-shirt?

    Scott Halpin played drums for The Who!

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    Things to watch in Youtube 1911-lol-o-vision.
    (Go to the Youtube page and click the lil '1911' button in the bottom right.
    Note - doesn't work for offical/sponsored vids, only those uploaded by the masses)

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      CommentAuthortmcd02
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    You know, I really really hate April 1st. I can't read any articles without saying, "Oh, how interest-oh wait...nevermind."

    Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011 edited
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    Top Shelf Announces 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: 1988''



    I wish this wasn't an April Fools' story.
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      CommentAuthorJay Kay
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    Didn't they do this last year?
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011
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    @DarkKnightJared: Aye. But no bugger's made it a reality yet.
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011 edited
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    Who's the lady on the left? I recognise the others (assuming 2nd from left is Magyver...if it is, his mullet isn't nearly big enough...)
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      CommentAuthorLazarus99
    • CommentTimeMar 31st 2011 edited
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    Not to mention (from the same site)...

    STEAMPUNK DALEK!!!


    Apparently, it's for sewer maintenance...