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    Enormous fucking tornado that hit Tuscaloosa yesterday, leaving 128 people dead. Those flashes at the base of the funnel are electric arcs as the tornado tears up high voltage powerlines.

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    • CommentAuthorJECole
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011
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    @doclivingston

    Thank you for giving me a reason to kill myself.
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
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    What Ben Bernanke Should've Said
    --really, really smart commentary on the current US economic situation.
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011
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    Your very own helpful cut-out & keep beard guide:

    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011
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    So, Warren would be someplace between Sea Captain and Wizard?

    *considers* I can see that.
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    South Park went there

    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011
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    Of course they went there.
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011
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    The first zombie-proof house

    Sounds like a challenge to me.
    • CommentAuthorOddcult
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011 edited
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2011
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    @Oxbrow

    It needs a greenhouse and also a faucet which connects to an unreachable well.
    • CommentAuthorValente
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2011
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    Finally, a use for all those PITT pens that aren’t able to maintain a sharp point after a single drawing...
    • CommentAuthorOxbrow
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2011
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    @DJ - Ahh, so as it sits, good only for a short siege.
    • CommentAuthorGordon
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2011
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    What if HP Lovecraft taught sex education?

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      CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2011 edited
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    Pop history #11

    Martians Go Home (the 1989 version, not the more recent Spanish short film) stars Randy Quaid as a songwriter whose cheesy lounge music accidentally summons millions of Martians to Earth, where they drive everyone nuts with their annoying, intrusive behaviour. Randy Quaid! A bunch of 1980's standup comics in green makeup! Go rent it!
    • CommentAuthorDC
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2011
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      CommentAuthorBrianMowrey
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2011 edited
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    What the what

    This is beautiful but when the guy near the Safeway starts putting his stump through his crutches he's going to be upset that it doesn't bring him chicks.
    • CommentAuthoricelandbob
    • CommentTimeApr 29th 2011
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