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    That I could live with. As long as there are photos. Like, say, these squirrels I recently acquired:

    SQUIRRELS
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      CommentAuthortexture
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2012
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    He's not kidding about the squirrels, is he?

    *sobs*
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      CommentAuthorTF
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2012
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    I shouldn't open Whitechapel before I'm about to eat
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      CommentAuthortaphead
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2012 edited
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    We need a new cooking thread. In the WorldWeird category, maybe, to avoid sudden deaths?

    I mean, I can't be the only one who wants a recipe for that, can I?
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeJul 23rd 2012
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    There's no crying in Whitechapel.
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    Recipe: buy squirrels, fill squirrels with stuffing of choice, tie-up squirrels like creepy little bondage embryos, cook squirrels, devour squirrels, remember that the "rules" thread isn't the place for this, GET ANGRY AT SELF, force aggressive bladder-seeking larvae down own peewee, wank and piss and sob and scream all at once, reassert dominance over increasingly uppity Whitechapel minions, PRESS THE BUTTON THAT DESTROYS THE UNIVERSE. Repeat.
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      CommentAuthorJP C4rp3nter
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012 edited
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    DERPA BLOBBITY BLOOPA DERPA I SMELL OF WEE
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    REASSERT DOMINANCE OVER INCREASINGLY UPPITY WHITECHAPEL MINIONS.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012 edited
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    DERPA WOOBLE NUK NUK I TOO SMELL OF ALL THE WEE.
    • CommentAuthorsteevo
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeJul 24th 2012
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    Yes. With Fire.

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      CommentAuthorFinagle
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2012
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    New spambot alert! Robo-user 'summer' is posting cut-ups in various dead old threads...
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      CommentAuthorcurb
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2012
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    It's over on the Space Shark thread, too ....
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2012
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    Looks like it's working its way through the lot of them.
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    It's on the Online Timewasters thread now.
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      CommentAuthorbrittanica
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2012
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    I know Ariana is a busy-busy-go-go lady, but I suppose she'd be the best one to direct this to:
    These spammers seem to be getting bolder and more numerous than they used to be. How difficult would it be to implement at least some barrier to entry for non-humans (assuming they aren't being directly controlled; I don't know much about spamming)? You know, like a Captcha on the registration screen, or something.

    Probably bringing up something someone's been considering anyway, but I thought I'd at least put the question out there.
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      CommentAuthorAriana
    • CommentTimeJul 28th 2012
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    I don't think we've really got captcha-levels of spam. In fairness, I'm not catching, deleting, and banning quite as fast as I used to do (and Warren's not in several times every day to catch the rest) -- but we're still *so* quiet on the spam front, comparatively.
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      CommentAuthorbrittanica
    • CommentTimeJul 29th 2012
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    Yeah, I definitely know that. And I'm sure no one is upset that you're slow on the justice. I think it just might be a little jarring for me (us?) to go from very-nearly zero spammers to a handful of them jabbering away. No worries!
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      CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
    • CommentTimeAug 18th 2012 edited
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    Hey Si - can we do the Boy Commandos for the next Remake/Remodel?
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    The spammers are back, hurah! hurah!

    Warren's Predictions for 2012

    On the plus side we can go to their home to enjoy more happy.