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@jonah
I think my brain just blew up. -
@Jonah
That is fascinating. It's like a bizarro thesaurus version of English. -
- CommentAuthorClarkthehomonculus
- CommentTimeMay 15th 2011
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- CommentAuthormagnusisasillyname
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2011
@Jonah Amazing. My girlfriend and I have just spent a funfilled few hours attempting to translate some of those threads. Once you get the hang of the translator/thesaurus programme that has been used (tho the Gods alone know why) it becomes a bit easier.
My favourite so far:"dont vexation you are a great size i'd suck on that every day and imbibe that and rub your dong till its sore you have quite a bounteous one actually mmmm module you cum every over me and in my mouth and sick that bounteous thing up inside me yeahhh BABBBY OOOOHHH HARDER HHHAAARRREEER ohh baby call me up and ill do everything to you ! we module have one disorderly night baby i undergo every the best postions! ill even bring some friends have a 10 way if you like we module every imbibe your bounteous dong at the same time would you like that? ooohh baby! i undergo your horny now and got a building mmmmm yummy yet me SUCK IT! "
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My Little Hideously Distorted Pony
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- CommentAuthorgovernment spy
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2011
This has been making the rounds at work through the federal "intranet." Sorry I cannot provide linkage.According to a recent FBI Memphis report, inmates are using an innovative smuggling technique to smuggle contraband into correctional facilities. According to the report, inmates are advising non-incarcerated persons to smuggle illicit drugs, money or handcuff keys into a plastic bag. The plastic bag is then vacuum sealed, compressed, and formed to look like male genitals, and wrapped with black electrical tape. The contraband is then placed in the genitals area of the non-incarcerated person's pants.
I just thought it was a hell of a way to transport contraband. Considering all the hoopla involving people being offended at TSA agents touching their "junk" at the airports. -
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CommentAuthorBrianMowrey
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2011
I too want to learn how to undergo the best positions -
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CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2011
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What is he doing to that TARDIS?
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CommentAuthorVertigoJones
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2011
I have no idea who Evan Longoria is but that's some awesome peripheral vision going on there. -
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CommentAuthordoclivingston
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2011
Uh, you guys are kidding right? That Longoria clip is fake. Clearly. -
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It's probably an ad, but it's cool nevertheless, no?
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- CommentAuthormagnusisasillyname
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2011
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CommentAuthor3millionyears
- CommentTimeMay 17th 2011
It's a link to my own site, I know, but thought this may be of interest:
Commando Comics at the National Army Museum -
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@doclivingston & @Sobreiro
Yes, it's an ad.
