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      CommentAuthorAmpersand
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2011
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    @William George Brilliant! I'm pretty sure this thread is kinda past the mountains, though...
    Also, more topless beard pics! (though I may be a little less enthusiastic on the beard part) ;)
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      CommentAuthorHEY APATHY!
    • CommentTimeMay 9th 2011 edited
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    more topless beard pics! (though I may be a little less enthusiastic on the beard part

    and that's my cue, I already mentioned how pathetic my beard is but check out this nipple hair, it's the only place hair grows on my whole body...

    I know it's a facial hair thread but I can't call myself APATHY and not participate, plus I'm just jealous of all the attention you beardos are getting.
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    I know it's a facial hair thread but I can't call myself APATHY and not participate, plus I'm just jealous of all the attention you guys are getting.


    No problem.
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    Brilliant thread! I don't know why but I can't find a single beardy photo of myself - I never had to do anything special with it, but then the hair was like wire wool. Also babies think you don't have a mouth so I've had to hack it off again.
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    Hey look what I found on PAPRIKA's blog under the label diary, I think someone's been holding out on us ,,,

    warren
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011 edited
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    Having just bleached my eyes after catching sight of HEY APATHY!'s nipple hair, I can assuredly recommend it deserves a thread of its own. Mesmeric.

    Not so much a question of what shampoo or conditioner he uses, more which styling product(s).

    And in other news: Sadly lacking any kind of suds and/or nipples but I didn't want to wait until xmas before posting my beardy goodness.

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    In my mid twenties I tried to be cool and grow a soul patch.

    After two weeks of not shaving my lower lip I had a few scraggly, pube-like hairs and gave up in disgust.

    This is bizarre because I need to shave twice a day to keep the rest of my face clear, and an entire village of weaver-folk could be kept employed shearing the rest of my body.
    • CommentAuthorodarable
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    Haha, this thread was the best birthday gift the internet gave me this year. Keep the pictures coming! :D
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      CommentAuthorAmpersand
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    This thread just made my day a whole lot better. I am now laughing, and, considering I was miserable having to shave my horses' bellies and have the vet out for massive amounts of fungal sores (tasty?), that's pretty awesome.
    catching sight of HEY APATHY!'s nipple hair, I can assuredly recommend it deserves a thread of its own. Mesmeric.

    Gotta say I agree. Or... OH! Can we just make it a "nipple hair" thread? That's be pretty hilarious.
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    am I late for the beardparty?



    I tend to rub it with fish oils and the blood of the innocent, like a real man.
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      CommentAuthoroldhat
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    SO many beards I want to run my hands through. hehehehehehehe
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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    @offtandiscord: Is the blood for the nutrient value, or coloration?

    @Ampersand & oldhat: I can't speak for the others, but that's why I grow beards in the first place - to enrich (and tickle) the lives of those around me.
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    You guys...

    Here's my face-pubes. (I had a recent passport pic make my beard look even greyer than reality, but it's too tiny for here.)
    beardiness

    Anti-dandruff shampoo, no conditioner, occasional mowing with scissors.
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      CommentAuthorPaprika
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    Ah man, busted.

    Ok watch this space....
    • CommentAuthorCMParry
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    Two beards for the price of one! The moustache portion is getting Yosemite (not to be confused with anti-semite) Sam long, and I wax it daily with some unscented lip balm. I use soap for everything - hair, beard, shaving. Head kept smooth with electric shears, weekly. Beard gets a little weed-whacking as needed. Oh, I am the one on the left, not the NYTimes best-selling author.

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      CommentAuthordispophoto
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    gratuitous topless pic of myself, plus 'chops (also known as the "reverse goatee")
    not exactly a beard, but take what you can get.
    and for cleaning, i usually run whatever leftover shampoo i have left from my remaining hair thru it. seems to do the trick.

    'chops
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      CommentAuthorizenmania
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    @dispophoto Looks like you could use my old beard as a patch...

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    Is all this really necessary?
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      CommentAuthorHEY APATHY!
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011 edited
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    ^ absoluetely

    @TheMighty Foamhead - no styling products just natural science it was all explained in Andre's link
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    Necessary?
    Love, like all arts, as Oscar said, is quite useless. It is the useless things that make life worth living, and that make life dangerous, too. Wine, love, art, beauty. Without them life is safe, but not worth bothering with.
    Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot.

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