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      CommentAuthorHEY APATHY!
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011 edited
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    Without them life is safe
    life will never be safe without topless beard pics and hairy nipples!
    EDIT or was that life will never be safe from, no definitely the first one
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      CommentAuthorscs
    • CommentTimeMay 10th 2011
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    There's just something about beards and guitars, isn't there. Taken about 10 years back. I'm a lot balder now, but not much grayer.

    Oh, and for beard cleaning: the cats seem to think that's their duty, usually about 3AM.
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      CommentAuthorNathan
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2011 edited
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    Beard Wash

    I am technically topless in this shot, but I'll spare you.

    For beard (and pretty much everything else) I use Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap, specifically the Classic Liquid Soap (Peppermint). It doesn't lather a lot, and the bottle is covered in new-agey hippie crap, but damned if the stuff doesn't work. I've been told my beard is as soft as a cashmere scarf by someone in a position to know. It's also minty.
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2011 edited
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    For the XX-chromosome based inhabitants of Whitechapel, who may or may not feel excluded by the testosterone-inclined nature of this thread, I humbly offer the following as a possible alternative:

    Ladies Smoking Pipes

    • CommentAuthoraz156
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2011 edited
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    If I could work out how to upload a photo, I'd add my contribution to the beardy shenanigans.

    I'm having one of those days when all technology appears to hate me.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2011
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    Photobucket

    Back when I rocked the above facepelt, I just shampooed it with the rest of my squash.
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    When the moon is full and tugging upon my beast brain, i strip off and work my sunkissed beard of red and blonde into a lather,and growl long and low as the suds roll down my torso into my second beard below...


    ha, I think these gals're ready for Wolfman porn..

    This shall be the summer of hairy Eros.

    Thor's leading the charge, baby.
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      CommentAuthorAmpersand
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2011
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    @jimmyjungle I think I just laughed so hard that I snorted...
    • CommentAuthorBankara
    • CommentTimeMay 11th 2011
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    I for one welcome our hirsute and soapy overlords

    EEM01-2

    Shampoo and conditioner have no place in my shower, one bar of soap and a tub of beeswax are all the cosmetic I take.
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    how to brush your teeth like a spartan
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    ^ holy shit even i'm freaked out now! (best thread ever)
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    This is madness...
    • CommentAuthorOda
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    AWESOME!

    Also, someone said (The Mighty) Thor. Who happens to be my husband to be, he just doesn't know it yet.
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      CommentAuthorFauxhammer
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    Madness?

    THIS

    IS

    COLGAAAAAAATE
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    Beard of the Day: The Riddler

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      CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    Is it just me, or does that look ITCHY as HELL?
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    No more today, I promise!

    But this is just so full of win.

    • CommentAuthorNil
    • CommentTimeMay 12th 2011
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    Alright, beard enthusiasts, I have a question for you.

    When it comes to trimming the beard, how do you do it?

    Go to a professional?
    Help from significant other/housemate?
    Do it yourself, with a mirror and a silent prayer to all the beards that have come before?

    If you're DIY like me, (although I have gone to a professional on the rare event, it's just cheaper to DIY) how meticulous are you, and are there techniques that help with precision? Use electric or what?

    Just curious mostly, having never been sure what the Hell it is that I'm doing with my beard, I just act on impulse and instinct.

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