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But, even then, I could only laugh at their platitudes. In those days, the cultural conservatives thought that KISS and Black Sabbath were going to impede my moral development. They wanted to protect me from sex when I had already been raped. They wanted to protect me from evil though a future serial killer had already abused me. They wanted me to profess my love for God without considering that I was the child and grandchild of men and women who’d been sexually and physically abused by generations of clergy.What was my immature, childish response to those would-be saviors?“Wow, you are way, way too late.”
Zombie letter in fullDear Leicester City Council,Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.Please provide any information you may have.Yours faithfully,Concerned Citizen
You don't love cats as much as she does. Face it.