May I suggest you create an alternative lurking presence simply called 'The Simp' and mock yourself and all others from afar and a place of anonymity [yes, you should now delete this entry.]
I suggest it only because The Simping Detective is one of my favourite comic-noir works.
Holy CRAP I love Crossed! And free Crossed is even better! I was gonna be bummed that FA was ending, and I still am, but not quite so much anymore. Welcome Si! I for one welcome our sadistic, twisted and evil new overlord.
Confession time: I mixed you up with the guy who wrote the Vinyl Underground comic for Vertigo, which I bought because I thought the name looked familiar. Anyway. Hello. You seem nice. I have just raised a drink in your honor.