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    Hey all I just thought i would let everyone know that I have just started a blog website following myself in a fictional scenario if we had an actual zombie outbreak. I will be updating it every day with posts, photoshopped images, and cleverly edited videos to tie in with the illusion that I am actually a survivor in an apocalypse. I know its a bit cheesy and maybe a bit silly, however there is a huge fanbase for this sort of thing and i think a lot of people may appreciate it. So far we are on day 1 of the outbreak and there is nothing really hardcore going on, just the discovery of a new bird flu. Some of the text is clickable and it takes you to other websites that tie in with what is going on. For instance i explain that birds started falling out the sky and bird flu is a suspect. Both of the links will take you to factual website explaining everything you need to know about dead birds and bird flu. Not only is this educational, but in some cases it will frightenly tie in very convincingly with the story.

    Anyhow you get the idea, i want to try and get this viral if possible, its all new and early days yet but have a look and see if we can get it noticed

    Oh by the way i welcome any feedback, comments or potential things you would like to see as this blog progresses into "walking dead" anarchy.
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    ...what fake zombie apocalypse?
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2011

    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *stagger stagger*
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    *BAM BAM* I shoot you with my laser gun. It is loud, so you know it is extra powerful. Hence not the pew pew.
    • CommentAuthorRenThing
    • CommentTimeJun 6th 2011

    *Is dead. Again.*
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeDec 15th 2011 edited
    EDITED TO ADD: So very, very weird in the head was I.
    • CommentAuthorflecky
    • CommentTimeDec 19th 2011 edited
    To make a good zombie flick, all I got to do is film Shepherds Bush after Queens Park Rangers have played at home. The supporters are the infected and when they get out of the squashed confines of the match they want to kill the away teams fans. The cops are everywhere, hopelessly outnumbered, trying to keep to keep a lid on the stink of madness that cuts through the air like a pavement saw. The awful, pissed up and pathetic dead are easy to spot as they all wear a naff blue uniform.

    I hate the stupid bastards, but it's quite easy to blend in; wear the uniform and pretend to drink alcohol. Taking them out, though,is a whole new ballpark and my first option is to make molotov cocktails and lob them into separate clusters, but i don't think the cops would be too happy. The last time I did that they gave me a right good talking to and said it's disrespectful. Can't they see i'm trying to help them keep order?

    Obviously, i'm going to have to have a word with my friends in the Government. I'd rather burn alive than run around like those sad fools.

    Sick. Horrible. Not human any-more. That kind of existence is not for this crazy individual.

    EDITED TO ADD: Jesus, I was/am weird!