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Top tip for personal development: Staff fully qualified in zombie handling may qualify for partial exemption and accreditation in the training for handling pirate outbreaks, and for spotting the difference between genuine hot air balloons and evil giant floaty space aliens. Speak to your departmental Learning Development Partner for more details.

The News of the World closing is an attempt to stop a PR clusterfuck. And no matter how much I despise a newspaper and the culture it represents I'm not going to to celebrate its closure. Even under these circumstances.