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     CommentAuthorAndre Navarro
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011 edited

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   I was checking out this article when all of a sudden --
   
   
   
   Clowns were one of humanity's greatest mistakes.
   
   And the best bit, from the article: "Hurricane Katrina killed this clown."
   
   Does that look dead to you?
2. • CommentAuthorSoviet Rocket No. 9
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011 edited

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   Clowns are nothing but souless imps, disposed by a uncaring god who hates all humanity.
   
   Saudi garbarge worker being whipped for no apparent reason.
   
   Sorry to bring the party down.
3. • CommentAuthorSoviet Rocket No. 9
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011

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     CommentAuthorAlan Tyson
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011

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   I bet he gets all kinds of... *ahem* business.
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     CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011 edited

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   Mexican army finds gigantic pot plantation described as 'the largest in Mexico'. Officials have said the army will be 'disposing' of the crop over the next few days. Sales of chips, pizza and burritos are expected to skyrocket.
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     CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011

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   Pop history #25.
   
   Frank Oz's eulogy for Jim Henson, May 1990.
   
   
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     CommentAuthorBrianMowrey
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011

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   Why isn't there any sort of cross-referencing going on in people's heads when they name their children 'Richard'?
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     CommentAuthorGreasemonkey
   • CommentTimeJul 14th 2011

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   True story - Australia used to have a state politician named Richard Face.
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     CommentAuthorLazarus99
   • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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   ^Yep...federal (I think) minister for gaming and racing...
10. •  
      CommentAuthorAzabith
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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      CommentAuthorVornaskotti
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    Argh :D
    
    
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      CommentAuthorVornaskotti
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    Morning coffee in Finland.
    
    
13. • CommentAuthorSoviet Rocket No. 9
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    Meanwhile in Norway....
    
    
14. • CommentAuthorAnanzitusq
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    is that...is that planking on a whale?
15. • CommentAuthorKelind
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    @King Happybomb
    Flummoxed. Flummoxed I am
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      CommentAuthorrickiep00h
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    @BrianMowrey - Speaking as someone named Richard, it's because their parents assume the entire world won't be puerile idiots. Those parents are, of course, wrong. I turn thirty this year and still get full-on "adults" screaming HA HA YOUR NAME IS DICK CUMMINGS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at me.
    
    I love my parents, I don't mind my name, but seriously fuck people forever. The worst part is that every goddamn one of them thinks they're the first person to come up with it. No, asshole, I haven't been hearing that since the fourth grade.
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      CommentAuthorD.J.
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    @rickiep00h - Now I feel kind of bad for laughing at Richard Face.
    
    That being said, as a guy who goes by DJ, it is insanely fucking infuriating when everyone I ever meet goes "Play me a beat, DJ!" or one of a million inane iterations of that same joke.
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      CommentAuthorrickiep00h
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    @DJ Stawes - I've mostly come to accept it, which is why I still laugh at people like Richard Face, and former Fort Wayne mayor Harry Baals (pronounced exactly how you think.) It's one of those stupid things that people do, and you just live with it. At this point it's like hearing a The Cake is a Lie reference, except you're the cake.
    
    Somewhat tangentially related: did it really take this long for Nyan Cat to show up here? Because there's this:
    
    
    
    which some SA goon came up with for a guild recruitment video for The Old Republic. It's... oddly soothing.
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      CommentAuthordoclivingston
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011

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    Nyan Cat? Oh, we've had Nyan Cat for a bit now...
    
    by the by, nyan cat progress bars!
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      CommentAuthorFoamhead
    • CommentTimeJul 15th 2011 edited

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    My genuine, non-internet porn-star website-generated surname is "Hardman", which has always proven endlessly abusable in it and of itself.
    
    For the first time in my life, I've realised how grateful I should be my parents lacked the necessary sense of humour to give me Richard as a first name.